Dog Rules for Humans
1. Don't come home smelling of other dogs.
2. You must feed me every goodie you eat.
3. Don't call me or lead me to a bath.
4. Let me outside even though r just came in,
there was an area I forgot to sniff.
5. I can sleep anywhere I choose even if it
means you trip over me.
6. Don't Shhhh me from barking while you are on
the phone, I heard the wind blowing the leaves.
7, Don't move me while sleeping sideways in the
middle of the bed, you have enough room on the edge.
8. Don't think you can leave a room without me.
9. If it lands on the floor it's MINE!
10. You will never pee alone again
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