Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.
As a wise man once said, "April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads."
Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.
Indiana's governor is coming under fire for a new law that some people feel is anti-gay. The governor now says he is not anti-gay. Then immediately afterwards he said, 'April Fools.' It wasn't his best joke.
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
Actually, we did a fun April Fools' thing with Google a couple of years ago, which we called Virgle. And we looked for volunteers to go on a one-way trip to Mars.
"I call them april babies cause they fools"
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.
April ist der grausamste Monat, Flieder zeugend aus dem toten Land, Erinnerung und Begierde mischend.
Eliot, T(homas) S(tearns)
Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15.
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.