As a wise man once said, "April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads."
Looking foolish does the spirit good.
Acting is an empty and usless profession.
The older I get, the faster I was.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.
April ist der grausamste Monat, Flieder zeugend aus dem toten Land, Erinnerung und Begierde mischend.
Eliot, T(homas) S(tearns)
Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15.
Your Day Is Your Life
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.