The bad news is that only the bad people reach the news because they are noisier. Votes: 1
Javier BardemThe brains of humans contain a mechanism that is designed to give priority to bad news. Votes: 1
Daniel KahnemanIn nicey-nicey land, you must be happy-clappy and positive all the time - bad news is taboo. Votes: 1
Michael LeunigI've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it. Votes: 1
Les DawsonThe good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. Votes: 1
Bob HopeTell your husbands any bad news when everything is calm, not just as they come through the door. Votes: 1
Indra DeviThe bad news is that 50 people died in a hotel fire; the good news is that we got exclusive footage. Votes: 1
Jessica SavitchBad news sells because the amygdala is always looking for something to fear. Votes: 0
Peter DiamandisVictor Saville was bad news because he wanted money just to do one big picture. Votes: 0
Mickey SpillaneGood news is, we're annoying him. Bad news is, we're all going to die painfully. Votes: 0
Brandy NacoleWhen you're reading the news and sometimes you just think, "How bad can things get"? Votes: 0
John Gallagher, Jr.You'll always get the good news; it's how fast you get the bad news that counts. Votes: 0
Harvey MackayThe good news is there's no devil. The bad news is there's no heaven. There's nothing. Votes: 0
Kerry PackerThe good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart. Votes: 0
Sarah SilvermanOkay, I'm guessing you're gonna give us the bad news first because there's no good news? Votes: 0
Cindy GerardCertainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit. Votes: 0
Philip K. Dickinfluence an event by bad news is much more quick when it is out of any possibilities Votes: 0
lity munshiIf you have to release bad news to the public, it would help if you are not ugly. Votes: 0
Mitch HedbergThe bad news is we don't have any control. The good news is we can't make any mistakes. Votes: 0
Chuck PalahniukThe good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump. Votes: 0
Jay LenoI think we're doing pretty well. It's clear the media, of course, always gives you the bad news. Votes: 0
Freeman DysonThere is too much bad news to justify complacency. There is too much good news to justify despair. Votes: 0
Donella MeadowsThe good news is that the bad news can be turned into good news when you change your attitude. Votes: 0
Robert H. SchullerGood news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries. Votes: 0
Billy CrystalThe good news is we had this idea of cloud computing. The bad news is we were 10 years too early. Votes: 0
Marc AndreessenSo, good news/bad news: good news that I'm progressing; bad news that life is short and art is long. Votes: 0
George SaundersThe good news is that Jesus is praying for us. The bad news is that we are going to need it! Votes: 0
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