Creating a child takes no love or skill; being a parent requires lots of both. Votes: 3
Michael JosephsonBeing a parent wasn't just about bearing a child. It was about bearing witness to its life. Votes: 3
Jodi PicoultThe first half of our lives are ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. Votes: 3
Clarence DarrowBeing a parent is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy Votes: 3
Barbara WaltersThere's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian. Votes: 2
Jim GaffiganBeing a writer is great, and being a parent is great, and I hate Marching Band. Votes: 2
MaryJanice DavidsonBeing a parent is too complicated and emotional a task for magical techniques and miracle cures. Votes: 2
Ron TaffelBeing a parent is about your survival. Surviving the terrible two's is the most important thing. Votes: 2
J. B. SmooveIt's lovely being a parent and being in a strong marriage with somebody who is your best friend. Votes: 2
Johnny VegasBeing a parent is not a reasonable thing. It is a very hard thing. I am a parent and I know. Votes: 2
Dee SniderThe good parent: someone who doesn't mind, for a time, being hated by their children. Votes: 0
Alain de BottonOne barrier to being a great parent is the mistaken belief that we are raising kids. Votes: 0
Bill CrawfordBeing a parent is like being a catcher. You gotta handle whatever is thrown your way. Votes: 0
Tom SwyersI believe in God, I just give him more credit than being a single parent and an author. Votes: 0
Bill MaherBeing a parent is a weird juggling act - and nobody does it right. Everybody does it wrong. Votes: 0
Jamie Lee CurtisYou never stop being a parent, Adam, no matter how old or wise your child becomes you'll see. Votes: 0
Robert Charles WilsonWomen have nine months more experience than you do - nine months to prepare for being a parent. Votes: 0
Noel GallagherBeing a parent is a gift, one which most men unselfishly allow women to keep all to themselves. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzI'm their sole parent, and there is nothing more important than being the best father I can be. Votes: 0
John EdwardsI always remind my kids, "I'm your parent, but I'm a human being, too, so I may not be perfect." Votes: 0
Kelly RipaIâve never heard of a man being so eager to confess to the parent of a girl heâs just ruined Votes: 0
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