A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. Votes: 3
George Bernard ShawDon't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. Votes: 3
Charles M. SchulzI am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. Votes: 3
Oscar WildeMy wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. Votes: 3
Jimmy Durante...that is the best-to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny. Votes: 0
Gloria VanderbiltAll my best girlfriends play guitar now, which is kind of a funny world to live in. Votes: 0
Lola KirkeBe funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition? Votes: 0
Phil SilversIt's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. Votes: 0
W. Somerset MaughamI'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. Votes: 0
Carol BurnettI'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. Votes: 0
Carol Burnett