Before we get started, let's all say 'Happy Birthday' to Elvis Presley today. Votes: 3
Michele BachmannBirthday Alarm was a very simple site based on being reminded of your friends' birthdays. Votes: 3
Michael BirchI remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' Votes: 3
Steven WrightOn this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday. Votes: 3
Ralph KinerYou, my friend, alone are equal to a hundred of such friends. Happy Birthday to you. Votes: 3
Lee IacoccaA diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. Votes: 3
Robert FrostChristmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday. Votes: 3
Andy BorowitzIn the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. Votes: 3
Abraham LincolnKatrina Kaif is doing very well for herself and I'd like to wish her a very Happy Birthday Votes: 3
Deepika PadukoneLive your life with arms wide open. Today is where your book begins. The rest is still unwritten. Votes: 3
Natasha BedingfieldThere must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important. Votes: 3
Franklin P. AdamsWe are born to inquire into truth it belongs to a greater to possess it Votes: 1
Michel de MontaigneThe more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. Votes: 1
Oprah WinfreyIt is not more surprising to be born twice than once everything in nature is resurrection Votes: 1
VoltaireThe greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance. Votes: 1
Brian TracyIt is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. Votes: 1
Ellen GlasgowI wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. Votes: 1
Mitch HedbergI occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message They hope it's my last Votes: 1
Al FormanToday you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you! Votes: 1
Dr. SeussLet us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years. Votes: 1
AusoniusGod gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. Votes: 1
VoltaireThere are two great days in a person's life - the day we are born and the day we discover why. Votes: 1
William BarclayYou're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo Votes: 0
Dana Rosemary ScallonOnly then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work. Votes: 0
Karl JaspersIn wartime, everyone's birthday turns into a commemoration of something so sad. Votes: 0
Danny M. CohenSuccess is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. Votes: 0
Audrey HepburnYou have the freedomness to celebrationalise your birthday according to your own preferentation. Votes: 0
George W. BushMe and crazy Janey were making love in the dirt singing our birthday songs. Votes: 0
Bruce SpringsteenHope your birthday, from morning to night is special for you, wonderful and bright. Votes: 0
Susan SmithHappy 110th birthday to Frank Zamboni, who left us in 1988 but still resurfaces periodically. Votes: 0
Steve RushinHappy birthday to Arnold Palmer, who turned 82. That's 41 years iced tea and 41 years lemonade. Votes: 0
Jimmy FallonWhen there's no more room under the Christmas tree, Ken Foree will have a birthday. Votes: 0
Ken ForeeI consider the decision of my colleagues and friends to be the best birthday present. Votes: 0
Vladimir PutinThe waterfront without the Ferry Tower would be like a birthday cake without a candle. Votes: 0
Herb CaenFor the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes. Votes: 0
Chris EvansI love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday. Votes: 0
Sarah SuttonI have a terrible time remembering exactly when my birthday is. Age is totally boring... Votes: 0
Diana VreelandPleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,And count each birthday with a grateful mind. Votes: 0
Alexander PopePurim is the birthday of the first Schutz-Jude , the first Jewish toady to foreign royalty. Votes: 0
I. L. PeretzThe best birthday present is an empty box. Smile, it contains all my love for you. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzThanks for all the birthday love! I feel like the luckiest girl in the world today! Votes: 0
Madonna CicconeIs that a birthday? 'tis, alas! too clear; 'Tis but the funeral of the former year. Votes: 0
Alexander PopeIt's your birthday today, so what would you say, if we turned that frown upside down Votes: 0
Billie Jean KingMy mom won't let me buy high-fashion stuff unless it's TK Maxx or a birthday occasion. Votes: 0
Chloe Grace MoretzBoxes of toilet paper make the best birthday presents. They really show I give a shit. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzA diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age Votes: 0
Robert FrostA friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Votes: 0
Erma BombeckMy first proper kiss was from Cara Shucksmith when I was 13 or 14 at her birthday party. Votes: 0
Robert WebbIn Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party. Votes: 0
Artie LangeMattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday. Votes: 0
Lawrence TierneySo how did he look at me?" "Like it was his birthday and you were the cake. Votes: 0
Karen Marie MoningOn my 30th birthday, all the presents I got were boxes of food. That's what I needed. Votes: 0
Kay LenzMy dad bought me a dartboard for my 11th birthday, and I became intrigued by the game. Votes: 0
Eric BristowYou might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyAt 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday. Votes: 0
H. H. AsquithI love to think that the day you're born, you're given the world as a birthday present. Votes: 0
Leo BuscagliaI am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids birthday parties. Votes: 0
Rob LoweI am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties. Votes: 0
Rob LoweKenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap! Votes: 0
Norm MacDonaldIt's a question we all ask ourselves. What have we done lately? It rattles us each birthday. Votes: 0
Daniel H. PinkHey, it's your birthday ?. Sit back, relax and enjoy it ? you've earned it! Have a Great One. Votes: 0
Margaret JonesIt's my birthday, Horus insisted. Wish me happy birthday! "Happy birthday!" I yelled. "Now shut up! Votes: 0
Rick RiordanThis card is sent today to wish to you, a very happy birthday and lots of love too. Votes: 0
Susan SmithIt don't gotta be Mother's Day, or your birthday, for me to just call and say Hey Mama Votes: 0
Kanye WestIf life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness. Votes: 0
AberjhaniThat day which you fear as being the end of all things is the birthday of your eternity. Votes: 0
Seneca the YoungerMy birthday began with the water - Birds and the birds of the winged trees flying my name. Votes: 0
Dylan ThomasIt's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years. Votes: 0
Robert OrbenBefore she cut her birthday cake, she cast a wish, then blew the candles out from his eyes. Votes: 0
Anthony LiccioneI had been offered a Hollywood contract before my 18th birthday. It gave me the spark I needed. Votes: 0
Gene TierneyOne year I was given a birthday present I'll never forget - a cooking lesson from Jamie Oliver. Votes: 0
Gwyneth PaltrowI have been asked to pose for Penthouse on my hundredth birthday. Everybody is going to be sorry. Votes: 0
Dolly PartonOne begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake. Votes: 0
Bette DavisI did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army. Votes: 0
John ScalziThe Moment I Knew" "was a song about my 21st birthday party, which was the worst experience ever, Votes: 0
Taylor SwiftThe worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are. Votes: 0
Anne LamottAs a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. Votes: 0
Ashley JensenHe will find out the hard way on his birthday that he has got a present he never wanted Votes: 0
Graham EarlI'm an avid shoe fan. I got my first pair of Louboutins as a birthday gift from Jami Gertz. Votes: 0
Toks OlagundoyeIf you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. Votes: 0
AnthonyA happy birthday is measured not in the amount one of gifts, but in the amount one is loved. Votes: 0
Todd StockerI rented an island for [Kanye West] birthday. A far, far away place where no one can find us. Votes: 0
Kim KardashianI gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' Votes: 0
Larry DavidI am six years old and instead of celebrating with birthday cakes, I chew on a piece of charcoal. Votes: 0
Loung UngI crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up. Votes: 0
Isla FisherMy mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her. Votes: 0
Guy JohnsonThank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants. Votes: 0
Jack BarakatI just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went. Votes: 0
Kelly ClarksonThanks to you, I always am so happy. Now I want to give you all the happiness on your birthday. Votes: 0
Richard BachI'm sorry I can't do more. But happy birthday, Sadie." He leaned forward and kissed me on the lips. Votes: 0
Rick RiordanThe only show my mother could afford to take me to when I was growing up was Cats, for my birthday. Votes: 0
Tammy BlanchardLots of birthday wishes Are sent to you today Hope your day will be One of the best You've ever had! Votes: 0
Julie McGregorI havent won on my birthday since college, so its good to play hard and get a win by double figures. Votes: 0
Chris BoshIf God is all powerful, and Jesus is the son of God, why did He make His birthday fall on Christmas? Votes: 0
Dana GouldWe FaceTime and Skype. My two older kids got iPods for their birthdays, so they can FaceTime their dad whenever they need him. They always get a six o'clock call right after dinner, and I make sure I talk to each child. Even my 1-year-old gets on the phone and says 'Daddy.' They know my schedule by now and count the days back until I get home. Votes: 1 CC Sabathia
It was my 16th birthday - my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that was the only thing I could ever really do - write songs and sing them to people. Votes: 3 Stevie Nicks
I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too. Votes: 3 Liv Tyler
Food is one of life's really great pleasures. My 20th birthday party was all about booze, my 30th birthday was about drugs, and now I realise that my 40s are about food. It's something you appreciate more and more as you get older. Votes: 4 Alex James
I'm going to die very soon. Before my 21st birthday. I won't live to be 21. I'm never going to be old. I don't ever want to be ugly and old. I'm an old lady now anyhow. I'm 80. There's nothing left. I've already lived a whole lifetime. I'm going out. In a blaze of glory. Votes: 4 Nancy Spungen
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Votes: 3 Arthur Schopenhauer
Many massacres have happened when people yell surprise! Pearl Harbor. The Tet Offensive. My uncle's 50th birthday party. I was there, man! How many more people gotta die? Votes: 4 Christopher Titus
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. Votes: 3 Theodore Roosevelt
With my daughter, we do arts and crafts, we read a lot, we listen to music, and we cut the strings off balloons and bounce them around after birthday parties. Votes: 3 Lisa Loeb
I dated a guy for over a year who lied about his age the entire time. I found out after the fact and couldn't believe it! I even threw him a birthday party for the wrong age... I couldn't get over how hard he had tried to keep it a secret! Votes: 2 Kirsten Prout
The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are. Votes: 3 Anne Lamott
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. Votes: 5 Robert Orben
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. Votes: 1 Robert Frost
The first memory I have in the world is of death and tears. That is how I would mark the beginning of my life: the way people mark the end of one. My family had gathered at Papa Joe's house because Mam' Grace was slipping away, only I didn't register it that way. For some reason I thought that it was her birthday. Votes: 1 Charles M. Blow
I had a birthday party with my family and friends at a house, and Chipotle catered. It was beautiful. Votes: 1 Ansel Elgort
We invest less in our friendships and expect more of friends than any other relationship. We spend days working out where to book for a romantic dinner, weeks wondering how to celebrate a partner or parent's birthday, and seconds forgetting a friend's important anniversary. Votes: 1 Mariella Frostrup
As I approached my 95th birthday, I was burdened to write a book that addressed the epidemic of 'easy believism.' There is a mindset today that if people believe in God and do good works, they are going to Heaven. Votes: 0 Billy Graham
I loved the domesticity of my life as a struggling actor. When I wasn't going to auditions, I could do things like cook dishes from scratch and take them to parties or be really thoughtful about birthdays and anniversaries. Votes: 1 Jenna Fischer
My mother loved entertaining, and I've followed suit, so we have big celebrations for New Year, Passover, Thanksgiving and birthdays. Votes: 1 Joan Rivers
I started running around my 30th birthday. I wanted to lose weight; I didn't anticipate the serenity. Being in motion, suddenly my body was busy and so my head could work out some issues I had swept under a carpet of wine and cheese. Good therapy, that's a good run. Votes: 1 Michael Weatherly
With my daughter, we do arts and crafts, we read a lot, we listen to music, and we cut the strings off balloons and bounce them around after birthday parties. Votes: 1 Lisa Loeb
Fourth of July. My birthday is July first, and my best friend's birthday is July fifth, so it's always been a favorite holiday. It's all about having a cooler full of sodas, hot dogs, and just hanging out and shooting off firecrackers, being low-key, watching the fireworks. Votes: 1 Hilarie Burton
A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy. Votes: 1 Abhishek Bachchan
I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday. Votes: 1 Sarah Sutton
I used to go to musicals every birthday - that was my birthday present. We'd go to London, me and my two brothers and mum and dad. I think I saw 'Mamma Mia' about five times. Votes: 1 Lily James
Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake. Votes: 7 Walter Lord
Every day, every birthday candle I blow out, every penny I throw over my shoulder in a wishing well, every time my daughter says, 'Let's make a wish on a star,' there's one thing I wish for: wisdom. Votes: 1 Rene Russo
how seasonably leaf and blossom uncurl and living things arrange their death, while someone from afar off blows birthday candles for the world. Votes: 5 Irving Layton
There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card. Votes: 3 Doug Stanhope
I've got some incredible fans actually - so loyal and they make me birthday cards and Christmas cards. I got this package of poems and artwork based around the songs. They've got this thing called 'Floetry' where they all have to put in artwork. They've set up their own competitions and stuff which is kind of amazing. Votes: 3 Florence Welch
In traditional 'Swan Lakes,' it's Prince Siegfried's 21st-birthday celebration, his coming-of-age. The entire court, from his mother the Queen on down, is on hand. Votes: 3 Robert Gottlieb
In traditional 'Swan Lakes,' it's Prince Siegfried's 21st-birthday celebration, his coming-of-age. The entire court, from his mother the Queen on down, is on hand. Votes: 1 Robert Gottlieb
I'd sleep in a little, work out, do laundry, run errands, buy presents for people with birthdays coming up. I like it when I don't have to be anywhere, and anything I do is my choice. Votes: 1 Carrie Underwood
The thrill of performing - that's something that hasn't changed for me. That simultaneous joy of creating something and sharing it with an audience - it's the same now as it was then, when it was just my cousins' birthday party. Votes: 1 Steve Buscemi
If there's one thing I really want for my birthday, that is for the mining company not to mine my daddy's reserve. Votes: 1 Bindi Irwin
I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement. Votes: 1 Pete Rose
My 50th birthday approaching felt like a big milestone to me. I've lived half a century. If I write about food and use my life as a fulcrum to move the story along, maybe I've lived long enough to fashion a narrative that has a happy ending. Votes: 1 Kate Christensen
In 1980, shortly before my 11th birthday, I wrote my first essay in English. Votes: 1 Pankaj Mishra
When I was a kid, for my birthday every year, my mother made me pasta bechamel, which is rigatoni with a white cream sauce. Votes: 3 Giada De Laurentiis
My mom and my father's birthday are on the same day. Votes: 1 Victor Cruz
I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday. Votes: 1 Sarah Sutton
The thrill of performing - that's something that hasn't changed for me. That simultaneous joy of creating something and sharing it with an audience - it's the same now as it was then, when it was just my cousins' birthday party. Votes: 1 Steve Buscemi
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Votes: 1 Erma Bombeck
My mother still sends a cake to the office for my birthday. Votes: 1 David Ulevitch
If I go away, I take a little picture of my son. It's in a frame with a speaker, and he recorded a birthday message for me when he was nine or 10. I can't listen to it without filling up. Votes: 1 Lesley Manville
I saw Farrah Fawcett originally when she and her boyfriend, Lee Majors, came over to my house for a birthday party that I was having for my ex-wife, Leigh Taylor-Young. Votes: 1 Ryan O'Neal
If you've been running a business for 38 years, you're approaching your 66th birthday, you've never owed a man a penny or done anyone any grievance in your life, and you feel hard done-by and try to protect yourself and your family, but go to prison, well if that's the society we're living in, I'm happy to accept that. Votes: 1 Sean Quinn
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Votes: 1 Erma Bombeck
Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event. Votes: 1 Jeff Dunham
If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine's Day. Votes: 1 Don Rickles
Happy birthday greetings is being sent your way, with everything which is good, for your wonderful day. Votes: 3 Susan Smith
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Votes: 1 Erma Bombeck
As I approached my 95th birthday, I was burdened to write a book that addressed the epidemic of 'easy believism.' There is a mindset today that if people believe in God and do good works, they are going to Heaven. Votes: 1 Billy Graham
Friends and family do not believe you write fiction. They truly believe that every word you write is either autobiographical or based on them. I once had a character say that she never wanted to be invited to another children's birthday party, and I never received another children's birthday party invitation ever again. Votes: 1 Liane Moriarty
Thanks for all the birthday love! I feel like the luckiest girl in the world today! Votes: 3 Madonna Ciccone
If I go away, I take a little picture of my son. It's in a frame with a speaker, and he recorded a birthday message for me when he was nine or 10. I can't listen to it without filling up. Votes: 3 Lesley Manville
I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. Votes: 1 Sloane Crosley
If I go away, I take a little picture of my son. It's in a frame with a speaker, and he recorded a birthday message for me when he was nine or 10. I can't listen to it without filling up. Votes: 3 Lesley Manville
My 50th birthday approaching felt like a big milestone to me. I've lived half a century. If I write about food and use my life as a fulcrum to move the story along, maybe I've lived long enough to fashion a narrative that has a happy ending. Votes: 1 Kate Christensen
Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or an ice cream sundae from my store with birthday-cake ice cream, Marshmallow Fluff, and toppings mixed in. Votes: 1 Dylan Lauren
The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays. Votes: 1 Julianna Margulies
My first paying job might have been doing a play, actually. My mom paid me to dress up as a flounder at my sister's 'Little Mermaid' - themed birthday party when I was little. Votes: 1 Paul Dano
But, the truth is and we can argue about whether this is right or not as long as we want to, but the fact is that women really do spend more time with their families. Until I can find a man who can tell me the dates of all of his nieces and nephews birthdays and get presents out to them regularly, I'm going to stay by that statement. Votes: 1 Cokie Roberts
The summer before my third year of law school, I worked at a law firm in Washington, D.C. I turned 25 that July, and on my birthday, my father happened to be playing in a local jazz club called Pigfoot and invited me to join him. I hadn't spent a birthday with him since I was 3, but I agreed. Votes: 1 Deval Patrick
The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays. Votes: 1 Julianna Margulies
I have angel wings and a halo on my wrist, which I got done on my 30th birthday in memory of my brother. Votes: 1 Sheridan Smith
The thrill of performing - that's something that hasn't changed for me. That simultaneous joy of creating something and sharing it with an audience - it's the same now as it was then, when it was just my cousins' birthday party. Votes: 1 Steve Buscemi
If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine's Day. Votes: 1 Don Rickles
We all have special numbers in our lives, and 4 is that for me. It's the day I was born. My mother's birthday, and a lot of my friends' birthdays, are on the fourth; April 4 is my wedding date. Votes: 1 Beyonce Knowles
The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays. Votes: 1 Julianna Margulies
I lost my childhood. I didn't play football or video games. Or have birthdays or the love of a family. Votes: 1 Emmanuel Jal
I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it. Votes: 1 Willie Geist
A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy. Votes: 1 Abhishek Bachchan
I have 'Happy Birthday' in multiple languages on my iPod - I like to play it at company birthday parties. Votes: 4 Yigal Azrouel
My second play, The Birthday Party, I wrote in 1958 - or 1957. It was totally destroyed by the critics of the day, who called it an absolute load of rubbish. Votes: 6 Harold Pinter
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know. Votes: 3 Lewis Carroll
I've been a Nick Cave fan since the early '80s when he was part of The Birthday Party thing singing Australian self-destructive rock band and I've always followed his work and loved it. Votes: 1 Aleksandar Hemon
My first paying job might have been doing a play, actually. My mom paid me to dress up as a flounder at my sister's 'Little Mermaid' - themed birthday party when I was little. Votes: 1 Paul Dano
My son had his eighth birthday recently and we had a chance to borrow the film and show it to all of his friends that was at his birthday party and they loved it. I was a little nervous. I said they might not even like it, and say his daddy's movie is wack, but they loved it. Votes: 1 Blair Underwood
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish. Votes: 1 Flip Wilson
On your birthday thank your parents and celebrate with them. They are the reason you are here and it is their day too. Votes: 3 Robert Cheeke
If we celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday at a time of presidential inaugurals, this is thanks to Ronald Reagan who created the holiday, and not to the Democratic Congress of the Carter years, which rejected it. Votes: 1 David Horowitz
When I was six, my best friend's parents bought him a piano. My mother noticed that every time I would go to his house, the first thing I would say to him was 'Levester' - His name was Levester - I said, 'Levester, can I go play your piano?' So, on my 7th birthday, my parents bought me a piano. Votes: 1 Herbie Hancock
Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me! Votes: 3 D. J. MacHale
I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday. Votes: 1 Cathy Guisewite
I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo. Votes: 1 Blake Anderson
I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor. Votes: 1 Terry Crews
I lost twins at 14 weeks, and I had to have an D and C on my birthday. Votes: 1 Amy Weber
I lost twins at 14 weeks, and I had to have an D and C on my birthday. Votes: 1 Amy Weber
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Votes: 1 E. Joseph Cossman
Citizens, thank you for all your birthday wishes. I am 88 years old today and still lucky to live in the greatest city in the world. Votes: 6 Ed Koch
If I go away, I take a little picture of my son. It's in a frame with a speaker, and he recorded a birthday message for me when he was nine or 10. I can't listen to it without filling up. Votes: 1 Lesley Manville
I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday. Votes: 1 Sarah Sutton
I used to go to musicals every birthday - that was my birthday present. We'd go to London, me and my two brothers and mum and dad. I think I saw 'Mamma Mia' about five times. Votes: 1 Lily James
I'm not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays! Votes: 1 Norman Rockwell
Washington's birthday is worthy of celebration - he is one of the greatest men in history. But Washington himself would likely have seen celebration of the office of the presidency itself as monarchic in nature. Votes: 1 Ben Shapiro
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. Votes: 1 Ashley Jensen
In traditional 'Swan Lakes,' it's Prince Siegfried's 21st-birthday celebration, his coming-of-age. The entire court, from his mother the Queen on down, is on hand. Votes: 1 Robert Gottlieb
The thrill of performing - that's something that hasn't changed for me. That simultaneous joy of creating something and sharing it with an audience - it's the same now as it was then, when it was just my cousins' birthday party. Votes: 1 Steve Buscemi
My dad bought me a dartboard for my 11th birthday, and I became intrigued by the game. Votes: 1 Eric Bristow
One thing that was really dope for me was that my dad had a '78 Corvette, '78 or '76 Corvette all my life. It always needed to be fixed up. I remember it's just been sitting in the driveway for years, and I got it fixed from top to bottom for his birthday. Votes: 1 Sevyn Streeter
I've always wanted to buy a sports car. After the England series, I went up to my dad and said that I wanted to buy a sports car and got his consent. On his birthday, I surprised him by bringing it home. It's a Porsche Boxter Limited Edition, and my family was thrilled to see it. Votes: 1 Suresh Raina
The first memory I have in the world is of death and tears. That is how I would mark the beginning of my life: the way people mark the end of one. My family had gathered at Papa Joe's house because Mam' Grace was slipping away, only I didn't register it that way. For some reason I thought that it was her birthday. Votes: 1 Charles M. Blow
Fourth of July. My birthday is July first, and my best friend's birthday is July fifth, so it's always been a favorite holiday. It's all about having a cooler full of sodas, hot dogs, and just hanging out and shooting off firecrackers, being low-key, watching the fireworks. Votes: 1 Hilarie Burton
I had sort of had a 21st birthday when I was 17, 18 years old living in Japan. I had all of that stuff sort of happen earlier for me, which happens to a lot of people. My 21st birthday was just a little boring. Not a great story. Votes: 1 Sarah Wright
Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or an ice cream sundae from my store with birthday-cake ice cream, Marshmallow Fluff, and toppings mixed in. Votes: 1 Dylan Lauren
I saw Farrah Fawcett originally when she and her boyfriend, Lee Majors, came over to my house for a birthday party that I was having for my ex-wife, Leigh Taylor-Young. Votes: 1 Ryan O'Neal
I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it. Votes: 6 Willie Geist
I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it. Votes: 1 Willie Geist
For my 23rd birthday, I received a nylon string guitar. I told myself that if I could play Eric Clapton's 'Tears In Heaven,' then I could play the guitar. I practised every chance I got, driving my housemates insane, until several weeks later I had a shaky version of the song down. I wrote my first song on the guitar a few weeks after that. Votes: 1 Neil Jackson
We invest less in our friendships and expect more of friends than any other relationship. We spend days working out where to book for a romantic dinner, weeks wondering how to celebrate a partner or parent's birthday, and seconds forgetting a friend's important anniversary. Votes: 1 Mariella Frostrup
We invest less in our friendships and expect more of friends than any other relationship. We spend days working out where to book for a romantic dinner, weeks wondering how to celebrate a partner or parent's birthday, and seconds forgetting a friend's important anniversary. Votes: 3 Mariella Frostrup
I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too. Votes: 1 Liv Tyler
If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine's Day. Votes: 1 Don Rickles
On my 14th birthday, my grandfather and my grandmother gave me the best birthday present ever: a drafting table that I have worked on ever since. Votes: 1 Jarrett J. Krosoczka
On my 14th birthday, my grandfather and my grandmother gave me the best birthday present ever: a drafting table that I have worked on ever since. Votes: 1 Jarrett J. Krosoczka
Once, I was out of the house 93 days in a year. I was missing grandparents' days at schools and kids' birthdays and Valentine's Day, not to mention the fact that when you're on the road, you can't get anything done. I had to learn to say 'No,' cut back on travel. Votes: 1 Jerry Spinelli
The only show my mother could afford to take me to when I was growing up was 'Cats', for my birthday. Votes: 1 Tammy Blanchard
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' Votes: 5 Steven Wright
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it. Votes: 1 Demetri Martin
If I have the power to post 'Happy Birthday' on someone's Facebook page and make them feel really good, it feels really good to make other people feel really good. I love it. I'm a huge Facebook and Twitter person. And I love talking to my fans. It's fun. Votes: 1 Rebecca Mader
Elvis was a major hero of mine. I was probably stupid enough to believe that having the same birthday as him actually meant something. Votes: 3 David Bowie
I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday. Votes: 4 Sarah Sutton
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it. Votes: 2 Brigitte Bardot
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it. Votes: 1 Demetri Martin
Leaving would imply suitcases and empty drawers, and late birthday cards with ten-dollar bills stuffed inside. Votes: 3 Julie Kagawa
It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?' Votes: 1 David Sedaris
Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work. Votes: 1 Karl Jaspers
My first paying job might have been doing a play, actually. My mom paid me to dress up as a flounder at my sister's 'Little Mermaid' - themed birthday party when I was little. Votes: 1 Paul Dano
My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday. Votes: 1 Molly Sims
My mom and my father's birthday are on the same day. Votes: 3 Victor Cruz
For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around 19 or 20. From then on, each candle came to represent an entire decade. Votes: 3 Yotam Ottolenghi
I'd sleep in a little, work out, do laundry, run errands, buy presents for people with birthdays coming up. I like it when I don't have to be anywhere, and anything I do is my choice. Votes: 1 Carrie Underwood
I have been a frequent air traveler since I was a few months shy of my sixth birthday, when my parents packed me off to boarding school two plane rides away from home. Those days of being willingly handed from air hostess to air hostess as an 'unaccompanied minor' made me blase about the rigors of air travel. Votes: 1 Shashi Tharoor
I used to go to musicals every birthday - that was my birthday present. We'd go to London, me and my two brothers and mum and dad. I think I saw 'Mamma Mia' about five times. Votes: 1 Lily James
The thrill of performing - that's something that hasn't changed for me. That simultaneous joy of creating something and sharing it with an audience - it's the same now as it was then, when it was just my cousins' birthday party. Votes: 1 Steve Buscemi
If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine's Day. Votes: 1 Don Rickles
I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday. Votes: 3 Cathy Guisewite
I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too. Votes: 3 Samantha Bee
My first paying job might have been doing a play, actually. My mom paid me to dress up as a flounder at my sister's 'Little Mermaid' - themed birthday party when I was little. Votes: 1 Paul Dano
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.' Votes: 1 Sam Levenson
And currently, there are four to five new works in the pipeline for upcoming celebrations such as the Sydney 2000 Olympics, Australian Federation, my 50th Birthday, and Sydney Dance Company's 25th Anniversary. Votes: 1 Graeme Murphy
I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don't know what it is, anybody's only got to come wafting near me with a piece of cake with a candle on and I break out in hives. Votes: 1 Cat Deeley
And for the city's birthday, we will host events in every neighborhood of the city, inviting all of our residents to share in the celebration of Boston's great epic - the story of neighbors who support one another where it matters most. Votes: 1 Thomas Menino
But, the truth is and we can argue about whether this is right or not as long as we want to, but the fact is that women really do spend more time with their families. Until I can find a man who can tell me the dates of all of his nieces and nephews birthdays and get presents out to them regularly, I'm going to stay by that statement. Votes: 1 Cokie Roberts
I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too. Votes: 3 Samantha Bee
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.' Votes: 1 Sam Levenson
I'm one of those people who had Christmas and my birthday always combined, and generally, my birthday was pretty much ignored. But my parents are always good about making some kind of special effort to make me feel like I also have a birthday that exists. Votes: 1 Noel Wells
The Queen of Crafts herself, Martha Stewart, and I have the same birthday. I prefer to think it's the glue-gun wielding, perfect-tart-producing Martha and not the copper pan-throwing, jail-going Martha. But I suppose if I am going to share a calendar square with some of Martha, I have to share it with all of Martha. Votes: 2 Sloane Crosley
My first paying job might have been doing a play, actually. My mom paid me to dress up as a flounder at my sister's 'Little Mermaid' - themed birthday party when I was little. Votes: 1 Paul Dano
Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl and her laughter was a question he wanted to spend his whole life answering. When they were ten he asked her to marry him. When they were eleven he kissed her for the first time... For her sixteenth birthday he gave her an English dictionary and together they learned the words. Votes: 4 Nicole Krauss
The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him. Votes: 3 Matthew Sweet
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.' Votes: 1 Sam Levenson
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish. Votes: 1 Flip Wilson
If we celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday at a time of presidential inaugurals, this is thanks to Ronald Reagan who created the holiday, and not to the Democratic Congress of the Carter years, which rejected it. Votes: 1 David Horowitz
My mother loved entertaining, and I've followed suit, so we have big celebrations for New Year, Passover, Thanksgiving and birthdays. Votes: 1 Joan Rivers
It must be hard to pass your twentieth birthday alone. Votes: 1 Haruki Murakami
We have a host of English teachers in the family. My mum is an English teacher, and so are my dad, my aunt and my uncle. I have grown up with family writing competitions, and I can't remember a birthday or Christmas present that didn't include books. Votes: 1 Alexandra Adornetto
We have a host of English teachers in the family. My mum is an English teacher, and so are my dad, my aunt and my uncle. I have grown up with family writing competitions, and I can't remember a birthday or Christmas present that didn't include books. Votes: 1 Alexandra Adornetto
And currently, there are four to five new works in the pipeline for upcoming celebrations such as the Sydney 2000 Olympics, Australian Federation, my 50th Birthday, and Sydney Dance Company's 25th Anniversary. Votes: 1 Graeme Murphy
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Votes: 1 E. Joseph Cossman
A Little Birdie Told Me It's Your Birthday! So Enjoy Your Special Day! Votes: 3 Julie McGregor
When you're an expert in a subject, you can retain new factoids on your favorite topic easily. This only works for the subjects you're truly passionate about, though. Baseball fans can reel off stats for their favorite players, then space out on their own birthday. Votes: 1 Clive Thompson
I timed my previous wife's pregnancy to the moment to have my son born on Bob Dylan's 50th birthday. There is no bigger Bob Dylan fan than me. You don't just time the day and impregnate your wife to get your kid to be born on Bob Dylan's 50th birthday. Votes: 1 Charlie Trotter