How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese? Votes: 4
Charles de GaulleBlue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this? Votes: 3
Mark E. SmithCheese has always been a food that both sophisticated and simple humans love. Votes: 3
M. F. K. FisherCheese is one of my great weaknesses, I could eat the stuff by the pound. Votes: 3
Helena ChristensenMy whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese. Votes: 3
Jay LondonCheese and jam are really nice. Cheese and apple as well. Cheese and grapes are good. Votes: 3
Georgie HenleyYou can't bring a duffel bag that says 'I Heart Cheese' on it, that's just offensive. Votes: 3
Lauren BarnholdtWhen you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese. Votes: 3
Zach GalifianakisThe More Important Your Cheese Is To You The More You Want To Hold On To It. Votes: 3
Spencer JohnsonIm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school or a Chuck E. Cheese. Votes: 3
Alan GarnerPessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. Votes: 3
George WillCheese crumbs spread before a pair of copulating rats will distract the female but not the male. Votes: 3
Alfred KinseyNever read Who Moved My Cheese in the workplace when you can read The Joy of Not Working. Votes: 3
Barack ObamaPasta with melted cheese is the one thing I could eat over and over again. Votes: 1
Yotam OttolenghiThe early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese. Votes: 1
Jeremy PaxmanYou're this rat in the American maze, working your way towards the cheese, which is a job. Votes: 1
Kevin CostnerScamorza, an Italian curd cheese often labelled 'smoked mozzarella,' melts fantastically well. Votes: 0
Yotam OttolenghiThe French - cheese-eating surrender monkeys. The Germans - schnitzel snarfing stormtrooper spawn. Votes: 0
Theodore BealeThe green tempts me to make the rich the enemy, and take their cheese. Votes: 0
The Notorious B.I.G.It's impossible in normal times to rally a nation that has 265 kinds of cheese. Votes: 0
Charles de GaulleYou can't make cheese from rats. ... It's hard enough just milking the little beggars. Votes: 0
Arthur M. JollyIt is for the inconsistent, unsteady disciples whose cheese is falling off their cracker. Votes: 0
Brennan ManningBeing in the uncomfortable zone is much better than staying in the cheese-less situation . Votes: 0
Spencer JohnsonEach sort of cheese reveals a pasture of a different green, under a different sky. Votes: 0
Italo CalvinoMessin with me, is like wearing cheese underwear down rat alley. Ollie Chandler in Deception Votes: 0
Randy AlcornHow are you feeling?" "Like someone massaged me with a cheese grater." -Clary & Simon, pg.297- Votes: 0
Cassandra ClareGive me a good sharp knife and a good sharp cheese and I'm a happy man. Votes: 0
George R. R. MartinI put Algernon's body in a cheese box and buried him in the backyard. I cried. Votes: 0
Daniel KeyesFondue is not a good date food. You end up with cheese dripping down your face. Votes: 0
James CordenGod defend me from that Welsh fairy, Lest he transform me to a piece of cheese! Votes: 0
William ShakespeareI'm just a regular 16 year old kid. I make good grilled cheese and I like girls. Votes: 0
Justin BieberMy idea of heaven used to be relaxing at home with a cheese plate and champagne. Votes: 0
Lea MicheleYou have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese. Votes: 0
Anthony BourdainI bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End...' Votes: 0
Tim VineRemember that there are hundreds of thousands of things you can eat that are not cheese. Votes: 0
Dave Matthews...When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occassional cheese dip. Votes: 0
John Kennedy TooleI enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese. Votes: 0
Craig KilbornI enjoyed retirement the right way... linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese. Votes: 0
Craig KilbornThe Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese. Votes: 0
Eoin ColferTo help my muscles rebuild after I work out, I have a small serving of cottage cheese. Votes: 0
Brooke BurnsIt's never too late to have a happy childhood, and age only matters if you're a cheese. Votes: 0
Rick StevesI love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them. Votes: 0
Seth MeyersThe King's cheese is half wasted in parings: But no matter, 'tis made of the people's milk. Votes: 0
Benjamin FranklinBut a little milk, butter and cheese are acceptable because no harm is done in obtaining them. Votes: 0
Sathya Sai BabaI like a cheese and pickle. Nice cheese and pickle on a real old-fashioned bread. Ploughman's lunch. Votes: 0
Gary OldmanYou people would convict a grilled cheese sandwich of murder and the people wouldnât question it. Votes: 0
Charles MansonYou don't have to be a star to get a cheese sandwich. You just have to be first. Votes: 0
John LennonI was thinking - if we get a cell with a trouser press, we can make cheese toasties. Votes: 0
Craig CharlesI can celebrate food anytime. I love cheese. When I crave a certain food, I just eat it. Votes: 0
Emmanuelle ChriquiI am so happy to see more and more people in this country are becoming addicted to cheese. Votes: 0
James BeardMy love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks. Votes: 0
Joan RiversI think there's always been singers like that and i've done my fair share of cheese as well. Votes: 0
Marc AlmondMy dear Excellency! I have not gone to war to collect cheese and eggs, but for another purpose. Votes: 0
Manfred von RichthofenI don't eat four-legged animals, but I eat birds, I eat cheese, I eat dessert. I eat everything. Votes: 0
Gwyneth PaltrowYou owe dough? You ain't give up that cheese? Hey... Sooner or later, you'll Pay, Pal (no eBay). Votes: 0
Joell OrtizAdding kidney beans to his cottage cheese and pineapple was an act of bravery Dave had not intended. Votes: 0
Theric JepsonI don't try to knock people out, but I have the ability to press him and get the cheese. Votes: 0
Adrien BronerMaybe he was a good a good whitecoat"like Jeb. And maybe the moon was made of cream cheese. Votes: 0
James PattersonEvery time the ball drop on New Year's Eve, We toast to more money, we smoke to more cheese... Votes: 0
ProdigyVegetarian' is a slippery word. I don't eat cheese, I don't eat duck - the point is I'm vegan. Votes: 0
Grace SlickI don't do much cooking, but one of my favorite dishes to eat is my wife's macaroni and cheese. Votes: 0
Ice CubeMy mother and I, our favorite part of any baked pasta is the top, where the cheese gets crusty. Votes: 0
Giada De Laurentiis'Vegetarian' is a slippery word. I don't eat cheese, I don't eat duck - the point is I'm vegan. Votes: 0
Grace SlickBut I love fish, cheese and meat, and I eat everything, but only in small quantities if it's rich. Votes: 0
Eva HerzigovaThe cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. Votes: 0
Johnny VegasI eat whatever I want. I like bread and cheese and wine, and that makes my life fun and enjoyable. Votes: 0
Gwyneth PaltrowEvery time you drink a glass of milk or eat a piece of cheese, you harm a mother. Please go vegan. Votes: 0
Gary L. FrancioneMy mother and I were born in Mieres, Asturias, the most beautiful region you'll ever see in Europe and the home of Cabrales, a great blue cheese made in the Asturian mountains. When I was young, we moved to Barcelona. Whenever my mother was homesick for Asturias, she'd eat a little piece of Cabrales to bring her closer to Mieres. Votes: 3 Jose Andres Puerta
I basically have the diet of a 19th-century Irish navy, apart from the litre of stout a day. It's meat and potatoes and bread and cheese: those are my four food groups. Votes: 4 Daniel Radcliffe
The family on my mom's side, their whole business is inventing and pitching stuff. My grandfather is in infomercials. He's a pitchman, so if you're ever watching TV late at night, you'll probably see him pitching knives. My great-grandfather also invented the plastic cheese grater. Votes: 3 Ashley Tisdale
If you're associated with the Philadelphia media or town, you look for negatives. I don't know if there's something about their upbringing or they have too many hoagies, or too much cream cheese. Votes: 3 Mike Schmidt
Manouri is a Greek ewes' milk cheese that's light in colour and texture. It's fresh and milky, and goes well with other subtle flavours. Votes: 1 Yotam Ottolenghi
Everyone prefers some foods over others, but some adults take this tendency to an extreme. These people tend to prefer the kinds of bland food they may have enjoyed as children - such as plain or buttered pasta, macaroni and cheese, cheese pizza, French fries and grilled cheese sandwiches - and to restrict their eating to just a few dishes. Votes: 5 Andrew Weil
I'm a mac and cheese freak. Homemade or from the blue box, I'm not picky! Votes: 3 Candy Crowley
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. Votes: 3 Mitch Hedberg
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese. Votes: 3 Jay London