"MEN ALWAYS SAY THAT AS THE DEFINING COMPLIMENT, DON'T THEY?
SHE'S A COOL GIRL. BEING THE COOL GIRL MEANS
I AM A HOT, BRILLIANT, FUNNY WOMAN WHO
ADORES FOOTBALL, POKER, DIRTY JOKES,
& BURPING, WHO PLAYS VIDEO GAMES,
DRINKS CHEAP BEER, LOVES THREESOMES
& ANAL SEX & IAMS HOT DOGS
& HAMBURGÉRSINTO HER MOUTH
LIKE SHE'S HOSTING THE WORLD'S
BIGGEST CULINARY GANG BANG WHILE
SOMEHOW MAINTAINING A SIZE 2,
BECAUSE COOL GIRLS ARE ABOVE ALL HOT.
HOT AND UNDERSTANDING. COOL GIRLS
NEVER GET ANGRY; THEY ONLY SMILE
IN A CHAGRINED, LOVING MANNER
& LET THEIR MEN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT.
GO AHEAD,SHIT ON ME, I DON'T MIND,
I'M THE COOL GIRL.
MEN ACTUALLY THINK THIS GIRL EXISTS.
MAYBE THEY'RE FOOLED BECAUSE SO MANY WOMEN ARE
WILLING TO PRETEND TO BE THIS GIRL.
GONE GIRL, GILLIAN FLYNN
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