Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. Votes: 4
Ambrose BierceI told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. Votes: 4
Rodney DangerfieldHappiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. Votes: 4
Johnny CarsonIf suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. Votes: 2
Mason CooleyThe grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentists drill. Votes: 2
Leonard WoolfThe grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. Votes: 2
Leonard WoolfI went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died." Votes: 2
Tommy CooperAll this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day. Votes: 2
Evelyn WaughI always think politicians and even my dentist have more egos than actors. Votes: 0
Alejandro Gonzalez InarrituYou need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist! Votes: 0
Janet EvanovichChoose your agent as carefully as you would choose your accountant or lawyer. Or dentist. Votes: 0
Russell BanksThe thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist. Votes: 0
Gordon KormanI wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. Votes: 0
Vicki LawrenceI told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldI still get the kids to the doctor and dentist and plan their play dates and buy their clothes. Votes: 0
Patricia RichardsonYou know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary. Votes: 0
Joan RiversAnd so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl. Votes: 0
Bill CosbyI was a bio major, and I was going to take over my aunt's dental practice and be a dentist. Votes: 0
Michael StegerI live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. Votes: 0
Charles Nelson ReillyThe first time that she spread her legs for him it had been like opening her jaws for the dentist. Votes: 0
Tom Robbins