It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. Votes: 4
Mark TwainDon't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Votes: 2
Ann LandersKnow yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Votes: 2
Ann LandersLots of people talk to animals... Not very many listen, though... That's the problem. Votes: 2
Benjamin HoffNo one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. Votes: 2
Christopher MorleyThe only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants. Votes: 2
Johnny DeppDo not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs. Votes: 2
Martha ScottI care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. Votes: 2
Abraham LincolnHeaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. Votes: 2
Mark TwainI look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. Votes: 2
Shirley MacLaineYou think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. Votes: 2
Robert Louis StevensonWomen and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Votes: 2
Robert A. HeinleinOutside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Votes: 2
Groucho MarxMy idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog. Votes: 2
Anne LamottI'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess! Votes: 2
Audrey HepburnYou treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.
Stone Cold Steve AustinThe venom clamours of a jealous woman poison more deadly than a mad dog's tooth.
William ShakespeareHardly any animal can look as deeply disappointed as a dog to whom one says "no."
Jeffrey Moussaieff MassonSome dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
Rodney DangerfieldA dog can't think that much about what he's doing, he just does what feels right.
Barbara KingsolverBut never yet the dog our country fed, Betrayed the kindness or forgot the bread.
Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron LyttonWanted: A dog that neither barks nor bites, eats broken glass and shits diamonds.
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheAcquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.
Mordecai Wyatt JohnsonSociety tames the wolf into a dog. And man is the most domesticated animal of all.
Friedrich NietzscheMy wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.
Rodney DangerfieldA dog is like a person—he needs a job and a family to be what he’s meant to be.
Andrew VachssA man bitten by a dog, whether the animal is mad or not, is apt to get mad himself.
George D. PrenticeThere were only so many kicks a dog could take before it turned vicious.' (Acheron)
Sherrilyn KenyonSuccess is never bad in Hollywood. It is what you do with success that will dog you.
Christopher McQuarrieYou ask of my companions. Hills, sir, and the sundown, and a dog as large as myself.
Emily DickinsonI tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog"”cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way.
Jordan SonnenblickSure I know where the press room is - I just look for where they throw the dog meat.
Martina NavratilovaTears have a better character cried alone. Pity can sometimes be more wolf than dog.
Sebastian BarryFeeling animalistic. Feeling Hyena. Feeling Wolf. Feeling Dog. I am tongue and heart.
David WojnarowiczThe dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery
Thorstein VeblenDo not put chewed bones back on plates. Instead, throw them on the floor for the dog.
Desiderius ErasmusThese things happen. One day you run everything, and the next day you run like a dog.
Hunter S. ThompsonAwwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)
James PattersonThere is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog
Konrad LorenzThe dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Thorstein VeblenI've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
Kinky FriedmanTruly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more a man who hath any honesty in him.
William ShakespeareI'm not particularly pre-occupied with the husband / baby thing. Besides I have a dog.
Calista FlockhartNothing but love has made the dog lose his wild freedom, to become the servant of man.
D. H. LawrenceIf you cannot attain knowledge without torturing a dog, you must do without knowledge.
George Bernard ShawMay I die like a dog rather than hasten the ripening of a sentence by a single second!
Gustave FlaubertIf I don't start having service I'm going to swap you all for a dog and shoot the dog.
Robert A. HeinleinLove is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.
George Jean NathanSitting back in the evening, stargazing and stroking your dog, is an infallible remedy.
Ralph Waldo EmersonHappiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
Johnny CarsonThe dog is the perfect portrait subject. He doesn't pose. He isn't aware of the camera.
Patrick DemarchelierI am still married, yes - no children. I have Benzo, though; he's my dog, a Lhasa apso.
Archie PanjabiI love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I’m a great guy.
Bill BurrIf the old dog hadn't got distracted by the fire plug, he would have caught the rabbit.
Hayes McClerkinI'm not going to call a dog "Dog." I suppose if she were a baby you'd cal her "Person."
Warren BeattyHunger and fear are the only realities in dog life: an empty stomach makes a fierce dog.
Robert Falcon ScottI got my dog back, in African-American language, your dog means your passion, your fire.
Deion Sanderssome people won't even own a dog for fear it will die - you can't bubble-wrap your heart
John GeddesRetain a calm heart, sit like a turtle, walk swiftly like a pigeon, and sleep like a dog
Li Ching-YuenBe thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in Resurrection shall have a little golden tail.
Martin LutherYou'll never reach your destination if you stop to throw stones at every dog that barks.
Windston ChurchillI'm going to be Dog, and I'm going to be an entertainer. And I'm going to make mistakes.
Duane ChapmanA dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
Orlando Aloysius BattistaDoubt, if you will, the being who loves you, Woman or dog, but never doubt love itself.
Alfred de MussetIt is scarcely possible to doubt that the love of man has become instinctive in the dog.
Charles DarwinThis man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
Henny YoungmanIf entertainment years were dog years, man, Id be like Gandhi. Id be like 250 years old.
Justin TimberlakeI don't smoke, I try to eat right, and I love doing yoga and going for hikes with my dog.
Sarah ChalkeI don't have a life where it's galas, posh affairs. It's me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV.
Phillip LimA dog is adorable and noble, a dog is a true and loving friend. A dog is also a hedonist.
Mary OliverWhen it comes to pain, love, joy, loneliness, and fear, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.
Ingrid NewkirkMy tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life.
Michael SheenA year after winning the Oscar, almost to the day, I was directing a dog food commercial.
Peter CapaldiA dog is the only exercise machine you cannot decide to skip when you don't feel like it.
Carolyn HeilbrunMy dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not
Ellen DeGeneresWithout a plan your kind of just like a dog chasing it's tail, your not getting anywhere.
Gabrielle DennisA cluttered refrigerator door is to a growing family what a wet nose is to a healthy dog.
Lori BorgmanThey say that a few minutes each day of petting your dog can raise your serotonin levels.
Neil S. PlakcyCertainly dog driving is the most terrible work one has to face in this sort of business.
Robert Falcon ScottThe humour of Dostoievsky is the humour of a barloafer who ties a kettle to a dog's tail.
W. Somerset MaughamHypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.
Jack O'NeillI'm an absolute fan of 1970s New York in films like 'Mean Streets' and 'Dog Day Afternoon.
Guillaume CanetIt was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit.
Tom SizemoreThe truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated.
George CarlinGet your dog spayed or neutered. That's one of the first things that you should go and do.
China Anne McClainNone of us are really that big of a deal in the world - but you are your dog's everything.
Dana PerinoDo the right thing even if it means dying like a dog when no one's there to see you do it.
James StockdaleMy routine is get up, have a cup of coffee, make a shake, have a workout, go walk the dog.
Jennifer AnistonTo your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born.
Louis SabinA thief running away like mad from a ferocious watch-dog may be a splendid example of Zen.
Reginald Horace BlythAn Airedale can do anything any other dog can do and then whip the other dog if he has to.
Theodore RooseveltI consciously choose the dog's path through life. I shall be poor; I shall be a painter...
Vincent Van GoghAnybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.
Franklin P. JonesYou will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks.
Winston ChurchillThe life of a good dog is like the life of a good person, only shorter and more compressed,
Anna QuindlenI love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.
Dana GouldSome women run with wolves, but the majority would be much happier with your basic lap dog.
Paula WallAn old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing.
Robert BreaultGiving a politician access to your wallet is like giving a dog access to your refrigerator.
Tim BarberI had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog.
Amy SummersIt is better to give your path to a dog than to be bitten by him, contesting for the right.
C.W. Abe LincolnIf you enjoy sticking a straw in a dog's ear, don't sit next to the pooch with a milkshake.
Alan RogersHe had the appeal of a very young dog of a very large breed -- a kind of amiable absurdity.
Dorothy L. SayersStevie Wonder always smells so good... I'm like a DEA dog, I can smell people a block away!
Gloria EstefanA lot of films need planning in order to survive at all. It's part of the dog and pony show
John TurturroI'm perfectly happy doing nothing. I'll hang around the house and take the dog to the park.
Jorge GarciaDoes not the gratitude of the dog put to shame any man who is ungrateful to his benefactors?
Saint BasilAnimals are a continuous source of inspiration and wonder to me. I would love to play a dog.
James RansoneA lot of films need planning in order to survive at all. It's part of the dog and pony show.
John TurturroYou might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
Jeff FoxworthyA reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.
Edward Noyes WestcottI say every dog looks like no otherbut that isn't true. Not entirely.Difference is slippery.
Mary Jo BangAre you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?""Because you are acting like a real bitch!
Lisi HarrisonIf you are a junkyard dog, you assume that that's what life is: chained up, barking all day.
Bruce RobinsonIf entertainment years were dog years, man, I'd be like Gandhi. I'd be, like, 250 years old.
Justin TimberlakeA Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.
Andy Borowitz'The Dog Whisperer' to me is a show that had a passion, and it helped me save relationships.
Cesar MillanWhen asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most."
George Bernard ShawChipping and putting for par is like a dog chasing cars, he won't be doing it for very long.
Lee TrevinoWhat a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.
Rodney DangerfieldPolitics are not my concern.... They impressed me as a dog's life without a dog's decencies.
Rudyard KiplingMy dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.
Tommy CooperA friend is like anything else. A dog, a plant. You ignore them and they tend to die on you.
Will Christopher BaerA dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Robert BenchleyIf you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Fran LebowitzPeople who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.
Pamela AndersonIf inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one
George GobelThe implication of AKC registration is that a dog who has it is better than a dog who hasn't.
Jean Hanff KorelitzI look at myself like a show dog. I've got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape.
Dolly PartonA dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer.
Fran LebowitzWho is able to paint the existence of a dog as Picasso paints the existence of a cubic shape?
Franz MarcFor a good life: Work like a dog. Eat like a horse. Think like a fox. And play like a rabbit.
George AllenIt often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being.
Henry David ThoreauYou might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
Jeff FoxworthyA dog could see your heart in your eyes, Budress told him, and dogs were drawn to our hearts.
Robert CraisDid you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food?
Tracey UllmanElegy of the Death of a Mad Dog The dog, to gain some praivate ends, Went mad and bit the man.
Oliver GoldsmithYou might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
Jeff FoxworthyThey say every dog has its day, Ganapathi, but for this terrier twilight came before tea-time.
Shashi TharoorI'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.
Bill MurrayBecause I was newly pregnant, I was sick as a dog, yet I knew all my lines from a year before.
Gwyneth PaltrowMy advice to any diplomat who wants to have good press is to have two or three kids and a dog.
Carl T. RowanMy songs are like a three-legged dog - you have to get to know them to have any love for them.
Dave Matthews...some people won't even own a dog for fear it will die - you can't bubble-wrap your heart...
John J. GeddesHe who does not understand that a dead lion is more alive than a living dog will remain a dog.
MaimonidesWhen I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.
Rodney DangerfieldTo a man the greatest blessing is individual liberty; to a dog it is the last word in despair.
William Lyon PhelpsThe love of a dog is a pure thing. He gives you a trust which is total. You must not betray it.
Michel HouellebecqBut in order to be the thing you want to be, you have to work like a dog at the thing you love.
Frank LangellaI don't have many friends in Philadelphia. I sort of have one. I have the dog and someone else.
H. G. BissingerMy relaxation has always been my animals - going to the dog park with them, going to the beach.
Hilary SwankYou strive to have a good heart. But what is a heart? Just a chunk of flesh that a dog can eat.
Ha JinI think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy.
Emo PhilipsI am sorry to see you here, but if you had fought like a man, you needn't be hanged like a dog.
Anne BonnyI was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.
Rodney DangerfieldWe Americans are a peculiar people. We are for the underdog, no matter how much of a dog he is.
Happy ChandlerOh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!
Bill MaherThe dog, the rabbit and the hoop all feature in the painting, and take the place of the orrery.
Kit WilliamsI know this sounds generic, but I'm so happy to be home with my husband, my family, and my dog.
FergieIn a few years, no doubt, marriage licences will be sold like dog licences, good for 12 months.
Aldous HuxleyI don't have many friends in Philadelphia. I sort of have one. I have the dog and someone else.
Buzz BissingerI have a boyfriend and a dog, and I still haven't figured out what I want to be when I grow up.
Chelsea ClintonMy sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.
Chic MurrayDebating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog.
Harold WilsonA little attention, a pat on the head, and a kind word every now and then is all your dog asks.
Louis SabinThis is a bit different to the Thursday breakfast I'm used to. It's usually just me and my dog.
Shane TroncI took solace in my relationship with God who, along with my dog, was my best friend growing up.
Lisa BonetMy little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.
Anna HeldI was young. I was newly married. And I had worked like a dog. I just wanted to live and travel.
Sarah Michelle GellarHaving the democrats watch your money is like having Michael Vick watch your dog for the weekend
Tim Pawlenty