Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand...
Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars.
April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.
I carry the Sun in a Golden Cup, the Moon in a Silver Bag.