The sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire. Votes: 3
Pamela Hansford JohnsonYou can get an Egg McMuffin all day; you just can't get the hamburger all day. Votes: 3
Neil deGrasse TysonPatriotism is a kind of religion; it is the egg from which wars are hatched. Votes: 2
Guy de MaupassantThe present was an egg laid by the past that had the future inside its shell. Votes: 2
Zora Neale HurstonWhat is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan. Votes: 2
Oliver HerfordBeing born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg. Votes: 2
Hans Christian AndersenThe process and organization leading up to cooking the egg can tell you a lot about the cook. Votes: 2
David ChangThe key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. Votes: 2
Arnold H. GlasowNoise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. Votes: 2
Mark TwainYounger workers should have more freedom to build their retirement nest egg. Votes: 0
Gresham BarrettSocialism lays an bad egg by killing the capitalism that lays the golden eggs Votes: 0
Margaret ThatcherWhen sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life. Votes: 0
Mitt RomneyThat's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg. Votes: 0
Samuel GoldwynThe secret, if one may paraphrase a savage vocabulary, lies in the egg of night. Votes: 0
Loren EiseleyBeing a wiseass in a groupthink environment is like throwing an egg at a bulldozer. Votes: 0
Matt TaibbiI'm as fixed in my opinion as the man who thought he was a hard-boiled egg. Votes: 0
Dorothy Canfield FisherWho could have predicted what would happen in the time it takes to boil an egg? Votes: 0
Timothee de FombelleIn the name of Bacon will you chicken me up that egg. Shall I swallow cave-phantoms? Votes: 0
Samuel BeckettBeing kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was-like eating an egg without salt. Votes: 0
Rudyard KiplingAll the goodness of a good egg cannot make up for the badness of a bad one. Votes: 0
Charles A. DanaWhy even moon a sorority girl if they can't see the swingy egg bag part of it? Votes: 0
Doug StanhopeJoy sat in my throat like an egg resting on a spoon, quiet and fragile, but real. Votes: 0
Shannon KoppFain would I kiss my Julia's dainty leg, Which is as white and hairless as an egg. Votes: 0
Robert HerrickProbably one of the most private things in the world is an egg until it is broken. Votes: 0
M. F. K. FisherThe hard reality is that the omelette has been made and you cannot get your egg back. Votes: 0
K.P. FabianYour proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own. Votes: 0
Joan RiversI can cook really complicated recipes, but it takes a real talent to do the perfect egg. Votes: 0
Christine TeigenThe butterfly in a caterpillar: the eagle in an egg; the saint in a selfish human being. Votes: 0
Anthony de MelloWriting doesn't require drive. It's like saying a chicken has to have drive to lay an egg. Votes: 0
John UpdikeDo I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache. Votes: 0
J. K. RowlingIn a suitable temperature, an egg becomes a chicken, and there are no chickens born of stones. Votes: 0
Mao ZedongEveryone needs time to develop their dreams. An egg in the nest doesn't become a bird overnight. Votes: 0
Lois EhlertRetrospectively, I would agree with Luis Bunuel that sex without sin is like an egg without salt. Votes: 0
Carlos FuentesMy wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldAll other areas of my life, I'm hopeless. I can't even be certain how to boil an egg. Votes: 0
Ian MckellenYou cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad. Votes: 0
C. S. LewisIn the most complete friendship there is always a little empty space, like the space in an egg. Votes: 0
Jules RenardThey have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, they get booed. Votes: 0
Bob UeckerNow listen, Lam," he said, "you're a nice egg but you've got yourself poured into the wrong pan. Votes: 0
Erle Stanley GardnerLately, the world felt fragile, like a blown egg, as if it might shatter beneath a careless touch. Votes: 0
Kim EdwardsIf the Tories get in, in five years no one will be able to afford to buy an egg. Votes: 0
Harold WilsonI think you can fairly say I spawned or laid an egg that has turned into a lifestyle industry. Votes: 0
Martha StewartI've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs. Votes: 0
Johnny VegasI got into foul trouble, so I really kind of had to play on egg shells from there on out. Votes: 0
Shaquille O'NealPut an egg in your shoe and beat it, make like a tree and leave, imitate an amoeba and split. Votes: 0
Stephen KingIt doesn't matter if you're born in a duck yard, so long as you are hatched from a swan's egg! Votes: 0
Hans Christian AndersenEach thought that is welcomed and recorded is a nest egg, by the side of which more will be laid. Votes: 0
Henry David ThoreauI think egg boiling is the hardest thing I've ever done, but I can make a tiramisu anytime you want. Votes: 0
Catherine Zeta-JonesI only eat fish - no chicken, no turkey, just fish. I get all my protein from fish and egg whites. Votes: 0
Jack LaLanneIt may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls. Votes: 0
Robert OrbenTo make extra money, my parents would sell eggs and chickens. I was very little. I remember a chicken's head being chopped off with the chicken running around. I wasn't sure if my imagination was running away with me or if it really happened. It really happened. Votes: 3 Michael Keaton
The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs Votes: 4 Thom Yorke
On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt." Votes: 3 Coolio