The way to become rich is to put all your eggs in one basket and then watch that basket. Votes: 4
Andrew CarnegieLawyers, Preachers, and Tomtits Eggs, there are more of them hatch'd than come to perfection. Votes: 3
Benjamin FranklinYounger workers should have more freedom to build their retirement nest egg. Votes: 2
Gresham BarrettThe world is full of hopeful analogies and handsome, dubious eggs, called possibilities. Votes: 2
George EliotThe sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire. Votes: 2
Pamela Hansford JohnsonSome people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell. Votes: 2
Dorothy Canfield FisherThe present was an egg laid by the past that had the future inside its shell. Votes: 2
Zora Neale HurstonBut for the time being, I've only learned one cake recipe and how to make scrambled eggs. Votes: 2
Eva HerzigovaIt's OK to have your eggs in one basket as long as you control what happens to that basket. Votes: 2
Elon MuskNoise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. Votes: 2
Mark TwainWe can't behave like crocodiles and cry over spilled milk and broken eggs. Votes: 0
Giovanni TrapattoniPurposes, like eggs, unless they be hatched into action, will run into rottenness. Votes: 0
Samuel SmilesSick of lame ducks, use Cosmic Ordering and your ducks will lay golden eggs. Votes: 0
Stephen RichardsSocialism lays an bad egg by killing the capitalism that lays the golden eggs Votes: 0
Margaret ThatcherI like poached eggs, but I'll make scrambled or fried or whatever anybody wants. Votes: 0
Ruth ReichlYou CAN make an omelette without breaking eggs. It's just a really bad omelette. Votes: 0
Stephen ColbertI have never regretted Paradise Lost since I discovered that it contained no eggs-and-bacon. Votes: 0
Dorothy L. SayersThe goose that lays the golden eggs likes to lay where there are eggs already. Votes: 0
Charles SpurgeonIf you count your eggs now, you'll be disappointed by the dragons that come out! Votes: 0
Christian ClasonSome people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell. Votes: 0
Cass CanfieldStalin and Mao killed over 80 million and did not make omelets despite the broken eggs. Votes: 0
Victor Davis HansonLook. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs! Votes: 0
Diana Wynne JonesThe greatest safety lies in putting all your eggs in one basket and watching the basket. Votes: 0
Gerald M. LoebI awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon. Votes: 0
Nick OffermanEver notice how these European trains always smell of eau de cologne and hard boiled eggs? Votes: 0
Billy WilderEGGS! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance! Votes: 0
Dylan MoranLove grew commendably dependable - love was eggs, love was ham, love was the morning paper. Votes: 0
Graham MooreAt exhibition openings always praise the chicken for laying eggs; you can wring its neck later. Votes: 0
Bill JayColumbus's eggs lie around by the hundreds of thousands, but Columbuses are met with less frequency. Votes: 0
Adolf HitlerIve had business sense since I was very young. I sold chicken eggs when I was six. Votes: 0
Isabel dos SantosI've had business sense since I was very young. I sold chicken eggs when I was six. Votes: 0
Isabel dos SantosIn the morning, I'll usually do eggs and toast, but at night I keep it all protein. Votes: 0
Joel ParkinsonI said, 'The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.' Votes: 0
John McCainIt is the sin of omission, the second kind of sin, That lays eggs under your skin. Votes: 0
Ogden NashMy brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs Votes: 0
Groucho MarxLet's see, for breakfast Rickey will have bacon and eggs, and grits if I can get 'em. Votes: 0
Rickey HendersonBesides, Weebles are too hard to draw - they just end up looking like eggs, not people. Votes: 0
Jesse James GarrettWe juggle priceless eggs in variable gravity. I am afraid. I will taste fear until I die. Votes: 0
Jerry PournelleIf we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won't lay any eggs in the basket Votes: 0
Bobby RobsonI love breakfast, and I don't see any reason it has to be cereal and eggs and toast. Votes: 0
Ruth ReichlDo not give, as many rich men do, like a hen that lays her eggs ...and then cackles. Votes: 0
Henry Ward BeecherAs with eggs, there is no such thing as a poor doctor, doctors are either good or bad. Votes: 0
Fuller AlbrightThey say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid. Votes: 0
Ambrose BierceMy dear Excellency! I have not gone to war to collect cheese and eggs, but for another purpose. Votes: 0
Manfred von RichthofenThey have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, they get booed. Votes: 0
Bob UeckerI see lots of women having beautiful children later in life. And, if not, just freeze your eggs! Votes: 0
Nicole ScherzingerA photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity. Votes: 0
George Bernard ShawWhite pudding and eggs and sausages and cups of tea! How simple and beautiful was life after all! Votes: 0
James JoyceIn our dreams we can have our eggs cooked exactly how we want them, but we can't eat them. Votes: 0
Anna FreudI like Hollywood movies. I like them like I like to eat scrambled eggs; I like them for fun. Votes: 0
Alejandro JodorowskyI don't eat meat, fish, or eggs. I was never a big meat-eater, but I've got more energy now. Votes: 0
Shania TwainIf you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject. Votes: 0
Mignon McLaughlinFew people arise in the morning as hungry for God as they are for cornflakes or toast and eggs. Votes: 0
Dallas WillardMy first business deal was with my mother. I invested in chickens. I sold the eggs to my mother. Votes: 0
Joel McCreaI think one of the things that saved me is that I never put all my eggs in one basket. Votes: 0
Ricky SchroderThe Earth is just too small and fragile a basket for the human race to keep all its eggs in. Votes: 0
Robert A. HeinleinThe gentleman puts me in mind of an old hen which persists in setting after her eggs are taken away. Votes: 0
Fisher AmesI was honored today with having a few stones, dirt, rotten eggs, and pieces of dead cat thrown at me Votes: 0
George WhitefieldI need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs. I need to know right now Votes: 0
Lamar AlexanderI need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs. I need to know right now. Votes: 0
Lamar AlexanderYesterday's news feeds our fear that our neighbours are more likely than not to be bad eggs: benefit fraudsters, bogus asylum seekers, paedophiles or jihadist terrorists. Votes: 3 Julian Baggini
I was a smoker for years. Occasionally I slip and have a cigarette. Remarkably, my voice has held up. I'm grateful, obviously. But I don't gargle with honey and ground-up bird eggs. I have no secrets. Votes: 3 Loudon Wainwright III
I'm all for rational enjoyment, and so forth, but I think a fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan Votes: 4 P. G. Wodehouse
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways, like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. Votes: 3 Joel Robuchon
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God. Votes: 3 Denis Leary
He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs. Votes: 3 Bobby Heenan
The way to become rich is to put all your eggs in one basket and then watch that basket. Votes: 6 Andrew Carnegie
Capital brings forth living offspring, or at the least, lays the golden eggs. Votes: 4 Karl Marx
Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all if it hasnt been whipped with whips, just like poached eggs isn't poached eggs unless it's been stolen in the dead of the night. Votes: 2 Roald Dahl