I'm too drunk to walk, let's drive.
They say I'm too old for my age But it's funner to act younger.
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!
Facebook is so ubiquitous now that it's like another manifestation of the web itself.
Facebook ha estado alimentándose de contactos de Gmail por muchos años
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.