I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me. Votes: 4
Mitch HedbergWhoa, whoa! Hold up, there, kid. She lives in Forks, remember? So she gets rained on. Votes: 3
Stephenie MeyerForks are absurd, he scoffed. They insult your food. They make it think you're killing it twice. Votes: 3
Clare B. DunkleThe Italians were eating with forks when the French were still eating each other. Votes: 2
Mario BataliFork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth. Votes: 2
Ambrose BiercePeople in West Virginia do have cars. We have indoor plumbing. We even use knives and forks. Votes: 2
John KrukI'm a magician. I've learned to do some really cool tricks like levitating myself and melting forks. Votes: 2
Blake MichaelCivilization has taught us to eat with a fork, but even now if nobody is around we use our fingers. Votes: 2
Will RogersIf a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. Votes: 2
Sam SneadThe sound of the harpsichord resembles that of a bird-cage played with toasting-forks. Votes: 0
Thomas BeechamChopsticks or no chopsticks, it was the Chinese who first used knives and forks. Votes: 0
L. M. BoydEvery life has forks in the road. And sometimes, the tines of that fork stab deep. Votes: 0
Brad MeltzerIdeals are like tuning forks: sound them often to bring your life up to standard pitch. Votes: 0
S. D GordonWhen it comes to forks in the road, your heart always knows the answer, not your mind. Votes: 0
Marie ForleoWith all these forks in the roads of our path, why do so many choose to take the knife~? Votes: 0
Anthony LiccioneThe sky was as blue as orange could get. I love sunsets at noon, and forks disguised as spoons. Votes: 0
Jarod Kintz