People think of fortune cookies as being Chinese, but in essence, they are fundamentally American.
Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that.
Fortune cookies are a good idea. If the message is positive, it can make your day a little better.
Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it.
So, fortune cookies: invented by the Japanese, popularized by the Chinese, but ultimately consumed by Americans. They are more American than anything else.
Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you.
Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies.
Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.
God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day.
I got one entire song from fortune cookies (Land of Sunshine). On another one, I took words from different Frank Sinatra songs and pasted them together. Another one, I was just driving around and there was a piece of paper on the ground, so I stole it.
Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
Fortune and love favor the brave.