I'm too drunk to walk, let's drive.
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!
You prefer the guy who would buy you a necklace Take you out to dinner, not hungover breakfast.
The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
Facebook is so ubiquitous now that it's like another manifestation of the web itself.
Facebook ha estado alimentándose de contactos de Gmail por muchos años
Funny is an attitude.
Status Quo is Latin for the mess we are in.