I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.' Votes: 4
Will RogersIf I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. Votes: 4
Donald TrumpDo you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? Votes: 4
Steven WrightI think George Washington owned guns. I've never seen any contradiction with that. Votes: 3
Hunter S. ThompsonAnd please don't call me that." I didn't call you 'that', I called you George Washington. Votes: 3
Trenton Lee StewartI think there's no doubt that George Washington was the most important American to this time. Votes: 3
Kevin GutzmanIt is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. Votes: 3
Vincent Canby