I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.
Size is no guarantee of power.
You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" "What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?
Fred and George turned to each other and said together, "Wow, we're identical!" "I dunno though, I think I'm still better looking," said Fred, examining his reflection in the kettle.
There, I guess King George will be able to read that without his spectacles!
Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.
J. K. Rowling