At eighty-one, health club-lusting is as close as I'll ever come to getting laid again. Votes: 2
Patricia McConnellCan you believe our Ash is getting laid? Our baby is growing up. I'm so proud! Votes: 2
Sherrilyn KenyonIf you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. Votes: 2
Frank ZappaIt's easy to get laid when you're rich and famous. When you're broke and unknown, it takes skill. Votes: 2
Kevin BaconI'm getting comfortable with West Coast style, which is more laid-back than British style. Votes: 0
Cat DeeleyI got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid. Votes: 0
Billie Joe Armstrong