I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof. Votes: 2
Joan RiversI wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery. Votes: 2
Joan RiversShe's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit. Votes: 2
Joan RiversI knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Votes: 2
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