People get really scared when women reclaim words, talk about themselves honestly and also make jokes because it's a really unstoppable combination. Votes: 0
I still feel threatened by academics, but my books have a lot of academic in-jokes and everybody assumes I went to university and studied English. Votes: 0
Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely turn their backs on their historical dishes, no matter how many jokes they might have to endure. Votes: 0
I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh Votes: 0
I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh. Votes: 0
I don't think there would be many jokes, if there weren't constant frustration and fear and so forth. It's a response to bad troubles like crime. Votes: 0
My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing. Votes: 0
I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my children with some substance. Votes: 0
Humor [in a scene] is not jokes. It is that attitude toward being alive without which you would long ago have jumped off the 59th Street Bridge. Votes: 0
I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. Votes: 0
You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youʹd actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donʹt think sheʹs joking. Votes: 0
I love belts. My husband always jokes with me, because he always calls me out on my belts, he's always like, "Just belt it, like you always say." Votes: 0
I would write 100 jokes a day. Most of them were terrible. But I just said, 'I'll write more than everybody else, and that's how I'll get better.' Votes: 0
I'm an actor. I've always been an actor. I've always approached all my comedy as an actor. I don't really care about jokes either. I tire of jokes. Votes: 0
There was a sea of change in comedy in the late 1950s and '60s. We were dealing with vignettes as opposed to jokes. We were more socially aware. Votes: 0
Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best. Votes: 0
I don't see anyone avoiding the Stones because DJs make jokes about them being a part of the Geritol set. All it does is make the DJs look stupid. Votes: 0
I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark in places but the jokes are there. Votes: 0
I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be. Votes: 0
Personally, I hope he doesn't get out of the campaign. I need Rick Perry. I don't want to spend the next year trying to do jokes about Mitt Romney. Votes: 0
I made some jokes about weed, got some laughs, made some more jokes, got some more laughs; next thing you know, I'm telling a lot of jokes about it. Votes: 0
My own personal rule is to tell jokes that I think the person I'm making them about can laugh at, to go home and tell their family, oh, my gosh. Votes: 0
I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I'm doing. I don't give a damn if half the audience walks out. Votes: 0
I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who laughs at his own jokes. Votes: 0
It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic. Votes: 0
Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass. Votes: 0