You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
You'd be surprised how many people want to hang an electric chair on their living-room wall. Specially if the background color matches the drapes.
It may be a point of great pride to have a Van Gogh on the living room wall, but the prospects of having Van Gogh himself in the living room would put a great many devoted art lovers to rout.
Everyoneâs chest is a living room wall with awkwardly placed photographs hiding fist-shaped holes.
I'm not a prophet or a stone aged man, just a mortal with potential of a superman. I'm living on.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.