My high-school years were so mediocre - I moved out when I was 16 and started living with my girlfriend who was 10 years older. Apart from that, I was just a video nerd. Votes: 1
I quit my job. I bought myself a real cheap, like, around-the-world flight ticket, and I went to 16 countries for six months just backpacking, living in cheap hostels, looking for stories with a camera and my ex-girlfriend. Votes: 1
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. Votes: 7 Mitch Hedberg
I'm not a prophet or a stone aged man, just a mortal with potential of a superman. I'm living on. Votes: 2 David Bowie
With all due disrespect... Votes: 3 Sir Topless Bottomley