Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. Votes: 2
H. L. MenckenNowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. Votes: 2
Oscar WildeI'm a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic. Votes: 2
Patrick MarberI do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men. Votes: 2
Nikola TeslaI'm not getting within 20 feet of a married man ever again - not even talking to one! Votes: 2
Chris EvertMarried men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. Votes: 2
Johnny CarsonSex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary. Votes: 2
Barry HumphriesWho do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China? Votes: 2
Larry DavidI'm a married man. If I want sex at this particular point in my life, I go home for it. Votes: 2
Davy JonesIntimate relationships only have God's blessing if the man and woman are married. Votes: 0
Sunday AdelajaAnybody who's been married to a man for forty odd years knows he's all talk. Votes: 0
Michael ParkinsonA man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late. Votes: 0
Frank SinatraMarried love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature. Votes: 0
AeschylusWhen a Man has Married a WifeHe finds out whetherHer Knees & elbows are onlyglued together. Votes: 0
William BlakeNo man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Votes: 0
Benjamin DisraeliBut married once, a man is stak'd or pown'd, and cannot graze beyond his own hedge. Votes: 0
Philip MassingerGirls that aren't cut out for business careers usually wind up married to some nice man. Votes: 0
Tennessee WilliamsGrandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. Votes: 0
J. Norman CollieI don't think a man should try to suppress a woman just because he's married to her. Votes: 0
Lisa VanderpumpIt's a rare man who can stand being around an intelligent woman, let alone married to her. Votes: 0
Bette DavisWhy get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable? Votes: 0
Carrie SnowTo feel admiration for a man all through one's married life would, I think, be excessively tedious. Votes: 0
Agatha ChristieA married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future. Votes: 0
George Bernard Shawwhen one married a man, it was clear to me, one married also the sink and the stove ... Votes: 0
Phyllis BentleyMy mother always told me, 'Don't get married. Make your own life. You don't need a man.' Votes: 0
Sandra BullockI've been married 34 years. I have not been a perfect man. I have made mistakes in my life. Votes: 0
Gary ConditMy mother married a very good man ... and she is not at all keen on my doing the same. Votes: 0
George Bernard ShawWhy does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married? Votes: 0
Barbra StreisandI've been married to the same man for all this time. The way we fight sometimes, you can tell. Votes: 0
Loretta LynnA dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch. Votes: 0
Robert BreaultWhen I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him. Votes: 0
Hedy LamarrA bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse Votes: 0
Helen RowlandNo married man's ever made up his mind until he's heard what his wife has got to say about it. Votes: 0
W. Somerset MaughamMy husband used to shout at my mother, 'What is wrong with your daughter? I'm married to a man.' Votes: 0
Grace JonesI married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up. Votes: 0
Barbara BushI found marriage somewhat stifling. I don't know that I am the kind of man who ought to be married. Votes: 0
Burt LancasterIf you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married. Votes: 0
Kirk DouglasIf you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. Votes: 0
Ann LandersI am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness. Votes: 0
Lord Byron