If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon. Votes: 3
Dov DavidoffThere seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows. Votes: 2
David SedarisLast night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone. Votes: 2
Tommy CooperI love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff. Votes: 2
Sandra BullockTantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames. Votes: 1
Rick RiordanI literally could not feel more cozy right now if I were actually inside a marshmallow Votes: 0
Alice ClaytonYou're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."- Votes: 0
Janet Evanovich