9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that. Votes: 3
Tucker MaxI don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu. Votes: 2
Jerry SeinfeldI'm like a menu at an expensive restaurant; you can look at me, but you can't afford me. Votes: 2
Anna Kournikova. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success. Votes: 0
Kathy LetteRead over your existing business plan like you read the menu at your favorite restaurant. Votes: 0
Darren L JohnsonMetaphysics is a restaurant where they give you a thirty thousand page menu, and no food. Votes: 0
Robert M. PirsigIn Spain, you can go into any tapas bar, and you'll see anchovies all over the menu. Votes: 0
Jose Andres PuertaThe golden rule when reading the menu is, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot afford it. Votes: 0
Frank MuirI get a bit depressed if I walk into a restaurant and see shark-fin soup on the menu. Votes: 0
Bindi IrwinIn the menu, there should be a climax and a culmination. Come to it gently. One will suffice. Votes: 0
Alice B. ToklasIn the menu, there should be a climax and a culmination. Come to it gently. One will suffice." Votes: 0
Alice B. ToklasIn Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded. Votes: 0
Billy ConnollyWhen you are invited to a dinner, you are either a guest or you are part of a menu Votes: 0
Guy VerhofstadtI love Taco Bell. Whenever I go there, I could get anything on the menu and be totally happy. Votes: 0
Chris MassogliaI canât go to a restaurant and order food because I keep looking at the fonts on the menu. Votes: 0
Donald KnuthFlops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. Votes: 0
Rosalind RussellWhen I was in Turks & Caicos, a bug jumped out of my room service menu. That kind of freaked me out. Votes: 0
Jacquelyn JablonskiI hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed. Votes: 0
Daniel Tosh