Quotes about Momma

When I'm playing Big Momma, it's so much work that all I want to do, when I'm finished, is go back home and just relax and study my lines and get ready for the next day. Votes: 6

As long as there's Big Momma, we're going to bring you comedy. Votes: 4

Momma kept a garden, which sounds romantic to people who have never held a hoe Votes: 4

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center. Votes: 4

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words. Votes: 4

Being obscure in acronyms is great. I think I'll start making up my own... INYM - I'm Not Your Momma. Votes: 4

When I was a child... I was watching a snowstorm, and hopefully asked, 'Momma, do we believe in winter?' Votes: 4

Momma tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied, and that leaves only me to blame, cause Momma tried. Votes: 4

I got my first guitar at age of 7 and never laid it down. Momma taught me G, C, and D. I was off to the races son! Votes: 4

All my momma's people were very musical. My grandpa, who was the Pentecostal minister, he was a great musician. He played the fiddle, he played the piano. Votes: 4

Everybody has a Big Momma: the mother or the grandmother who tells it like it is, keeps it real with them, isn't afraid to tell you the truth about yourself. Votes: 4

Bloodthirsty, thy name is Momma Wolf. Votes: 3

Yo' Momma, I'm a ghetto super star. Votes: 3

I am loving being Momma. I really, really am. Votes: 3

Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364. Votes: 3

Momma gettin' older feelin' pains In her shoulder. I gotta stay focused and remain a little soldier. Votes: 3

Momma, you're special," Renesmee told me without any surprise, like she was commenting on the color of my clothes. Votes: 3

I want to remind all Africans, please come to Africa. It's right across the water. Come look at yourselves. Momma is waiting. Votes: 3

After Momma gave birth to twelve of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her. Votes: 3

We all have to love you, and believe inyou, and think you are looking out for our best interests. But look at us, Momma, and really see us. Votes: 3

No one can beat Momma. She made me the person I am today. The way I think and act and move and talk and speak. It's all because of her. Votes: 3

Mina wanted some of the kind of love Momma gave to her children, where love was the first and deepest thing, and the questions came later and the answers wouldn't matter much measured up against the love. Votes: 3

Mina wanted some of the kind of love Momma gave to her children, wheere love was the first and deepest thing, and the questions came later and the answers wouldn't matter much measured up against the love. Votes: 3

Momma was home. She was the most totally human, human being that I have ever known, and so very beautiful. Within our home, she was an abundance of love, discipline, fun, affection, strength, tenderness, encouragement, understanding, inspiration, support. Votes: 3

Ricki Jo," Momma says, "who's on the phone? Tell them it's past your bedtime."I cover the receiver and look over my shoulder at my folks. Right. 'Cause a ten o'clock bedtime is something I want to shout from the mountaintops." Votes: 3

Santa Claus was white and everything bad was black. The little ugly duckling was the black duck, and the black cat was the bad luck. And if I threaten you, I'm going to blackmail you.I said, 'Momma, why don't they call it 'whitemail'? They lie too.' Votes: 3

i think about how - if I want to welcome the inevitable transformations of my life - I'm going to have to fully open myself to spirit-speak, to a seemingly cheesy-Earth-Momma vulnerability. I'm going to have to cede control - not just mentally or physically but also spiritually. Votes: 3

Uncle Drew?""Yes?""Is you gonna die alone?"i smirk"I don't plan on dying for a long time, honey""Momma says you're gonna die alone. She tol' Daddy that you gonna die and it be days till a Cleanin' lady find your rottin' corpse."lovely. Thank you, Alexandra"Wha's a corpse, uncle Drew?"Wow. Votes: 3

The momma bears are demanding, 'Protect our kids.' Votes: 2

My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT! Votes: 2

Despite what your momma told you, Violence does solve problems, Votes: 2

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting. Votes: 2

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events. Votes: 2

Being the 8th out of 10 kids, and being the one that stayed in trouble, I sort of became a momma's boy. Votes: 2

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house. Votes: 2

My father's rich, my momma's good looking. Right? And I can play the Blues. I've never suffered and don't intend to suffer. Votes: 2

My mother died, and I couldn't stand to look at her bedroom any more. I'd get sick. I've always been a momma's boy. Votes: 2

After momma gave birth to 12 of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her. Votes: 2

I don't think I've ever put it in words before. But daddy took a gun and ended his life and took momma's with him. Votes: 2

My mother is home. Your mother is your home. Everybody is a momma's boy or a momma's girl. That's where we came from, from a woman's womb. Votes: 2

I was a momma's boy. I didn't get anything from Dad, except my body and baseball knowledge. The only time I spent with him was at the ballpark. Votes: 2

I am proud of my kids, but I also want to make my mom proud of me. I'm still a momma's girl at the heart of the situation. Votes: 2

I've been married, divorced; I've been the baby momma, the side piece and the secret... all of these things. I share it in an effort to make people better. Votes: 2

You have to understand, now, I'm a momma's boy. I'm from the south. My way of being raised is totally different than the big city life. I truly was a country boy. Votes: 2

Everyone in my family can sing - my momma can sing, my cousins. I was in the third grade and I was that kid who was so bad in school because I could sing. Votes: 2

Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do. Votes: 2

I hope they're still making women like my momma. She always told me to do the right thing. She always told me to have pride in myself; she said a good name is better than money. Votes: 2

I love my mother Ali so much. I'm a momma's boy. I just have a very cool mom. It's not as though I had any say in the matter. I'm just really fortunate. She's the most kind, loving, giving woman. Votes: 2

My granddaddy on my momma's side, he was a romantic. He loved love songs. Every Valentine's Day, I remember him buying a red carnation for my grandmomma, my momma and my sister. That was something you could count on every year. Votes: 2

I'm so not scary. I'm a pussycat. But what are you going to do, right? I mean, these cheekbones, and I guess these eyes, and the big nose... this is what my momma and my poppa gave to me, and that's the deal. Votes: 2

Kodachrome, it gives us those nice bright colors Gives us the greens of summers Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, oh yeah! I got a Nikon camera, I love to take a photograph So momma, don't take my Kodachrome away... Votes: 2

I was sad to see anybody leave, we had a very nice family on that show. I was very sad to see momma go, Victoria and especially Linda. My god that was my wife on the show, in fact my wife calls her wife. Votes: 2

My mother is the most incredible woman on this entire Earth, and she's so giving and loving and sweet and she always raised me how to forgive and forget and move on. She's the catalyst behind it all, my mom is. And I'm 100% a momma's boy! Votes: 2

I come from big families. My momma was the oldest of three and my daddy was one of six - and I've always loved children. They bring a lot of joy to the world and they make us adults look at things in a better way. Votes: 2

You know, we're a tight family. I live right down the street from my folks. I talk to my mother every day. I'm a momma's boy. We all are. So there's no exclusion in this family. You're part of it. We embrace you and lift you up. Votes: 2

Basketball is what got me out of the projects. It got my momma the house she never had, the car she never had. Nobody is going to get the best of me. You might score more points than me, but you're going to know you were in a dogfight. Votes: 2

All I knew growing up was that my father was married to and loved my momma, period. He worked hard, made some money, and put it on the dresser. She spent it on the family, and he went out and earned some more. He taught me the most about love. Votes: 2

Now Momma's done away with the old black kettle she used to cook in when I was just littleAnd the door ain't sprung on her electric rangeThat little old farm and home we had it ain't there no more and that's too badFolks are doing away with the simple things... Votes: 2

For example, when my mother died, the people who showed up just to put an apron on to cook, people who really do the right thing, so to speak, as my momma would always say to show that they care, a sense of community that we've lost so much in our country. Votes: 2

I was not athletically inclined. I was very quiet, introverted, non-confrontational. My three older brothers were athletes - basketball, football - but I was kind of a momma's boy. Then one day, my brother Roger encouraged me to go to the boxing gym with him. I tried the gloves on, and it just felt so natural. Votes: 2

The Lord has been there from wanting to be a momma, to having a wonderful childhood life and dreaming of having a good motherhood as a child; always wanting to meet a good old country boy and having someone to love as much as I love my husband Roland and having a little boy that is a mixture of the both of us. Votes: 2

She smacked him so hard his momma felt it. Votes: 0

I'm essentially a momma's boy with a good education. Votes: 0

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples. Votes: 0

Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca? Votes: 0

Shake what ya momma gave ya and most of all be sassy Votes: 0

If you listen to yo momma You won't ever have no fun. Votes: 0

My own momma turned her back on me, and that's my momma. Votes: 0

Sweet sixteen today. She's looking like her momma a little more every day. Votes: 0

How many ya'll parents smoke weed? My momma still grows illegal weed in Alabama. Votes: 0

Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar. Votes: 0

His momma said, Donovan why are you, on the corner of linden and guy R. Brewer? Votes: 0

My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry. Votes: 0

Promise to my momma I'ma make it to the Top.. So I'ma keep climbing til my heartbeat drop Votes: 0

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words Votes: 0

Your momma used to live at the church on Sunday You just go to LIV after church on Sunday Votes: 0

You can't change people, but most importantly, unless you're their momma, you don't even know what's best for them. Votes: 0

There’s nothing more fierce than the female, like the momma lion. Believe me, my wife is a good example. Votes: 0

I learned in school that money isn't everything. It's happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school. Votes: 0

Do what your momma tells you to do, go to sunday school, go to church, and when you die, you'll go to Statesboro. Votes: 0

Even my momma asked what I'mma do. Decisions, decisions/ In case this is war, then I load up on all ammunition/ If a n----a want problems, my trigger's on auto. Votes: 0