Never trust a woman or an automatic weapon.
Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.
Never trust a woman who wears mauve, whatever her age may be, or a woman over thirty-five who is fond of pink ribbons.
Never trust a woman who will not lie about her age after thirty. She is unwomanly and unhuman and there is no knowing what crimes she will commit.
I wouldn't trust a man and woman who never had their fights.
Never trust a woman who doesn't like to eat. She is probably lousy in bed.
Never trust an ugly woman. She's got a grudge against the world,' said Grandma who was no oil painting herself.
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
Trust yourself, you know more than you think you do.
Woman is at once apple and serpent.