I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill. Votes: 3
Victoria WoodNever under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Votes: 1
Dave BarryNo matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along. Votes: 1
Joyce BrothersA hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him. Votes: 0
Mignon McLaughlinProtestant women may take the pill. Roman Catholic women must keep taking The Tablet. Votes: 0
Irene ThomasPenicillin was as liberating for gay sex as the pill had been for straight sex. Votes: 0
Christopher BramFor to love, loveless, is a bitter pill:But to be loved, unloving, bitterer still. Votes: 0
Jan StrutherMental illness is so much more complicated than any pill that any mortal could invent Votes: 0
Elizabeth WurtzelWhite pill, blue pill, yellow pill, purple pill; its like swallowing a rainbow every bedtime. Votes: 0
Amelia Atwater-RhodesWhite pill, blue pill, yellow pill, purple pill; its like swallowing a rainbow every bedtime." Votes: 0
Amelia Atwater RhodesSome fell by laudanum, and some by steel, and death in ambush lay in every pill. Votes: 0
Samuel GarthI look at ANWR (Artic National Wildlife Refuge) as a poison pill in the energy bill. Votes: 0
Ben NelsonNo matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along. Votes: 0
Joyce BrothersWhat does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. Votes: 0
Harry CarayI had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad. Votes: 0
Steven WrightI bet the pill is harder to get than drugs--which shows how screwed up this world really is! Votes: 0
Beatrice SparksEvery procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine - once. Like the Borg, they learn... Votes: 0
Terry PratchettI don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food. Votes: 0
Joy BeharYes, yes I am ill. I go in for the kill. Hoes is my sons, birth control, I am on the pill Votes: 0
Nicki MinajWe're more effective than birth control pills. Votes: 1 Johnny Carson
Use Cosmic Ordering now, not as a morning after pill. Votes: 3 Stephen Richards
There was a time when researchers imagined that Plan B, or the morning-after pill, might become not an emergency form of contraception but a routine one; women would take it once a month to induce a period and never even know whether they had gotten pregnant. Votes: 1 Nancy Gibbs