The thing I can't resist is a pork pie. That's my idea of a lovely treat.
Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere.
I feel I would love to close down for a number of years in some way and just be in the country making pork pies and chutneys and never have to poke my head out of the parapet.
Pies, para que los quiero si tengo alas para volar
Pork - no animal is more used for nourishment and none more indispensable in the kitchen; employed either fresh or salt, all is useful, even to its bristles and its blood; it is the superfluous riches of the farmer, and helps to pay the rent of the cottager.