I'm just the last English twit, really. Votes: 4
I have a really high tolerance level for twits. I really do. Votes: 4
Because those, who twit others with their faults, should look at home. Votes: 4
What we have here, fellow citizens, is a crassly egocentric, raving twit. Votes: 4
You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you. Votes: 4
So if u shorten words to get what u want in within 140 characters it makes u a twit? Votes: 4
The guys who won World War II and that whole generation have disappeared, and now we have a bunch of teenage twits. Votes: 4
Mr. Twit was a twit. He was born a twit. And, now at the age of sixty, he was a bigger twit than ever. Votes: 4
I'm glad to be able to announce that the UK now has it's very own mindless twit. || Either that or he's a damn good satirist. Votes: 4
[...] falling in love with someone beautiful and intelligent and the rest of it, then feeling like a blank twit put you at something of a disadvantage. Votes: 4
Anyway, I went out and bought thousands of dollars worth of mature clothes so I'd look like a person to be taken seriously, instead of a pretty little twit Votes: 4
Foul fiend of France and hag of all despite, Encompassed with thy lustful paramours, Becomes it thee to taunt his valiant age And twit with cowardice a man half dead? Votes: 4
I can't figure Twitter out. The way Twitter is formatted, I can't tell who is saying something and who's replying to something. I don't know who the tweeter is and who's responding to the twit. Votes: 4
The buying of a self-help book is the most desperate of all human acts. It means you've lost your mind completely: You've entrusted your mental health to a self-aggrandizing twit with a psychology degree and a yen for a yacht. Votes: 4
In this great age of communication, there a lot of people you can't actually understand. I know everyone tweets, and twits and texts and all that, but actually we've all got voices, and it is awfully nice to hear them and if you can understand what people are saying. Votes: 4
If I like chocolate it won't surprise you that I have a few chocolates in my fridge, but if you find out I've got 16 warehouses full of chocolate, you'd think I was insane. All these rich guys are insane, obsessive compulsive twits obsessed with money - money is all they think about - they're all nuts. Votes: 4
The fact is, what I hated in the Church was what I hated in society. Namely, authoritarians. Power freaks. Rigid dogmatists. Those greedy, underloved, undersexed twits who want to run everything. While the rest of us are busy living - busy tasting and testing and hugging and kissing and goofing and growing - they are busy taking over. Votes: 4
To sacrifice the principles of manners, which require compassion and respect, and bat people over the head with their ignorance of etiquette rules they cannot be expected to know is both bad manners and poor etiquette. That social climbers and twits have misused etiquette throughout history should not be used as an argument for doing away with it. Votes: 4
I'm still kinda old-school. We're twittering, and we're all twitterers. And we write tweets. The only thing I don't love is twits. Votes: 0