Filth and old age, I'm sure you will agree, are powerful wardens upon chastity. Votes: 6
Geoffrey ChaucerOf course prostitutes have babies. Where do you think traffic wardens come from? Votes: 4
Dave DuttonChained in a cell, got my own private hell. Preacher crucifies me, warden wants to fry me. Votes: 4
Alice CooperThere's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now, two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow. Votes: 4
Tom Lehrer