Actual Exchanges Between Pilots And
Control Towers. These Are Priceless.
Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise reduction turn right 45
Degrees.
TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much
noise can we make up here?"
Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747
makes when it hits a 727?"
From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long
takeoff queue: '111m f-ing bored!"
Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting,
identify yourself immediately!"
Unknown aircraft: "l said I was f-ing bored, not f-ing
stupid!"
O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy,
your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles,
Eastbound."
United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say
this...l've got the little Fokker in sight."
A DC-IO had come in a little hot and thus had an
exceedingly long rollout after touching down.
San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard
right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able.
If you are not able, take the Guadelupe exit off Highway
101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."
A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in
Munich, overheard the following: Lufthansa (in
German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must
speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): "l am a German, flying a German
airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful
British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!"
I lost It on the last one. XD
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