I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.
Minimum sales prices for alcohol are a startlingly bad idea. As with excise duties, the effects are regressive.
Pubs are, disturbingly, where I hatch most of my best idea-sculptures: possibly it's something to do with the disinhibiting effects of alcohol, or maybe it's just having company to yack at.
Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.
Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a coarse man, vulgar.
Alcohol is barren. The words a man speaks in the night of drunkenness fade like the darkness itself at the coming of day.
Un poco de vino a veces, eso es todo. Mucho alcohol es malo
The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny"¦ Alright, it's a little funny.