One thing I've never said in my whole life is, 'Let's have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.' Votes: 7
If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something. Votes: 5
When I was a kid, I used to send away for those ventriloquist kits on the back of comic books. Votes: 0
I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going. Votes: 0
Modesty is not one of my virtues. Votes: 0
I was a high school throw-out. Votes: 0