Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession. Votes: 15
Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy. Votes: 8
I've never done online dating. Votes: 0
I like the brand Band of Outsiders. Their suits are cut really slim, for smaller framed gentlemen. Votes: 0
I've always tried to maintain that I don't have any advice to give. I'm a curious observer. Votes: 0
I think absurdist humor is funny... Votes: 0
I prefer being totally sober myself. Votes: 0
I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run. Votes: 0
Most of my teachers when I grew up were like older white women. So, I couldn't really channel them. Votes: 0
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Votes: 0
I write characters that are based on elements of people I know and experiences I've really had. Votes: 0
Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on. Votes: 0
Come on, man, I got a full beard! Votes: 0