As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. Votes: 22
I couldn't wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again. Votes: 6
I dreamed one night that I had 17 holes-in-one and one two, and when I woke up I was so goddam mad. Votes: 6
Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf. Votes: 6
Jesus Christ can't hit a golf ball straight. It's virtually impossible - at best it's an accident. Votes: 6
A shot that goes in the cup is pure luck, but a shot to within two feet of the flag is skill. Votes: 3
Good golf begins with a good grip. Votes: 2