Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity.
All men are born equal, but quite a few eventually get over it.
Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.
There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor.
Men who get on well with women are usually those who know how to get on without them.