Change is such hard work. Votes: 7
I'm a sucker for a free tuxedo. Votes: 4
Bambi, to a kid, was scary. Votes: 3
At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are. Votes: 0
Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries. Votes: 0
Gentlemen, start your egos. Votes: 0
I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl. Votes: 0
At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn't have something to say on a nightly basis. Votes: 0
I'm married - I've caught my limit. Votes: 0
I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap. Votes: 0
You give up your dream, you give up. Votes: 0
Don't give up your power. Votes: 0