The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place. Votes: 19
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. Votes: 15
I don't watch that much television. Votes: 0
I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it. Votes: 0
The giant superstars are people whose talent is so enormous that their death wish can't destroy it. Votes: 0
I have an aversion to laugh tracks - the moment I hear a laugh track, I go to another channel. Votes: 0
I'm very open to the up-and-comers. Votes: 0
I don't want to find the secret. I'm afraid all the joy will go out of it if I find the secret. Votes: 0
But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh Votes: 0
I wasn't much good. When I went into the line on a fake - I would holler 'I don't have it!' Votes: 0
Funny is funny is funny. Votes: 0
I feel more comfortable in comedy. Votes: 0
Television series are like the stock market. There's room for bears and bulls but no room for pigs. Votes: 0
Cell phones have gotten so small, you can't tell who's a cell phone user and who's a schizophrenic. Votes: 0
There's a lot of cynicism. Let's really enjoy Christmas, with all that's going on in the world. Votes: 0
You never know when you'll come upon something and it's going to be fodder for new material. Votes: 0
I've been a very lucky actor. Votes: 0
I don't have a stack of scripts. Votes: 0