Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material. Votes: 15
I'd love to see more equal representation of female and male cartoonists on the comics page. Votes: 5
I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now. Votes: 0
Men date. Women have relationships. Votes: 0
Breaking up: It's so easy to return their possessions, but so hard to get our brain cells back. Votes: 0
Wake me up when I'm a size 5. Votes: 0