Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.
I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.
Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.
Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.
Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.
My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.
All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.
I think racism is a terrible thing. I think we should all learn to hate each other on a individual basis.
I don't have any kids. Well, at least none I know about.