Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers. Votes: 17
Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book. Votes: 9
There is always something to be thankful for. If you can't pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors. Votes: 8
Choice, not chance, determines destiny. Votes: 7
Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal. Votes: 6
Etc. is a perfect word-when you can't think of the right one. Votes: 6
Free advice is often overpriced. Votes: 3
It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it. Votes: 3
Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday. Votes: 3
Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries. Votes: 3
Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time. Votes: 3
Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it. Votes: 0
People who recognize that money won't buy happiness are still willing to see if credit cards will do the trick. Votes: 0
Nothing grieves a child more than to study the wrong lesson and learn something he wasn't suppose to. Votes: 0
In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything. Votes: 0
Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off. Votes: 0
The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization. Votes: 0
The courage to speak must be matched by the wisdom to listen. Votes: -1