I hate political correctness. Votes: 8
CEOs are worried they're going to get fired any minute. They're worried about their portfolios. Votes: 8
I love Twitter. Votes: 4
Here's all I know about Dubai: It's one of those somewhere-over-there places where they make sand. Votes: 0
I haven't looked for a golf ball since mulligans were free, which was a law I passed in 1995. Votes: 0