Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it. Votes: 16
Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make. Votes: 12
People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the audience to the stage. Votes: 7
When you can spell subpoena without thinking about it, that's when you know you've made it. Votes: 0
If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records. Votes: 0
You know what rock musicians are? They are hung up, neurotic, over-weight hippies with sex problems. Votes: 0
I grew up on radio, not TV. Votes: 0