I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. Votes: 4
There seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows. Votes: 0
I was just struggling with my inner vachette and pondering the depths of my own inhumanity. Votes: 0
He's as nutty as a vegan T-bone. Votes: 0
I think there is a difference between comic essays and war reporting, and people can tell that. Votes: 0
Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril. Votes: 0
I meet people at book signings. My record now, for signing, is ten and a half hours in one sitting. Votes: 0
Sometimes with 'The New Yorker,' they have grammar rules that just don't feel right in my mouth. Votes: 0
I sometimes read books on my iPad. Votes: 0
Remember that the most important thing is to try and love other people as much as they love you. Votes: 0
.. but all of a sudden theyâre poets, right, like thatâs all it takes â being in love. Votes: 0
Sometimes I say to myself, 'Oh, I wish I could win a Tony Award', although I'm not that bothered. Votes: 0