You know, I did not like being famous. It was a stressful and ugly time, and I'm glad it's over. Votes: 8
Juno MacGuff: "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment. Votes: 0
Gas Attendant: "Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet. Votes: 0
The public's appetite for frothy, flippant blondes has waned, but Paris Hilton still fascinates me. Votes: 0
Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob! Votes: 0
I just want to be able to keep my house and pay for my son's school tuition in Los Angeles. Votes: 0
I don't have a terrible singing voice, but I also wouldn't call it 'good.' I can carry a tune. Votes: 0
He is the cheese to my macaroni. Votes: 0
I've always been a writer, I've always been a storyteller, but I never thought about screenwriting. Votes: 0
In the past, I'll admit, I've enjoyed being compared to the protagonists in my screenplays. Votes: 0
Everybody knows that I'm not a snob when it comes to pop culture, obviously. I love reality shows. Votes: 0
Sweet Valley High' is fantastic, fabulous, a little bit campy, and - dare I say it - cinematic. Votes: 0
I can't write at night. For me, I'm programmed to believe that nighttime is for relaxation. Votes: 0
If I want to get a taste of beach culture, I'll fire up my season 2 DVD of 'Beverly Hills, 90210.' Votes: 0
'Sweet Valley High' is fantastic, fabulous, a little bit campy, and - dare I say it - cinematic. Votes: 0
My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci. Votes: 0
Juno: Honest to blog? Votes: 0
Juno: WOOOAH! ....Dreeeaaam BIG! Votes: 0