And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way. Votes: 7
I don't believe in God. So I'm a non-believer in the non-visible. I'm a believer in us; in humans. Votes: 0
I'm covered in bees! Votes: 0
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal. Votes: 0
Never put a sock in a toaster. Votes: 0
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever. Votes: 0
Most transvestites fancy girls. Votes: 0
I'm an Action Transvestite Votes: 0
If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel. Votes: 0
I'm a one-man idiot. Votes: 0
I just believe in the #â goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive. Votes: 0
We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't! Votes: 0
I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them. Votes: 0
Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin⦠I poked a badger with a spoon. Votes: 0
Cake and tea or death? Votes: 0
I'd like to have sex with myself. Votes: 0
The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps. Votes: 0
I am two lesbians in a man's body. Votes: 0
I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better. Votes: 0
Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class? Votes: 0